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BELLEVUE, OH (NBC) -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

Police say Price lives near an elementary school.

Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.

He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.

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I don't know, maybe he's got the right idea. A picnic table doesn't care how much money you make. It doesn't care if you work too many hours and come home late. It doesn't get upset if you forget your anniversary or leave the toilet seat up.

Sure the conversation would be a bit one sided, but you have to be willing to make a few compromises in ANY relationship.

LMFAO With a picnic table.... hahahah lol Tell me how would that work lol... Really I would like a diagram drawing and everything hahah

Oh God why don't he by hes own table if that what did it for him instead of doing it in public. Are maybe he had a thing for that table lool

edit: I think my desk just winked at me lol

This post was last modified: 05-20-2008 06:18 AM by Bluey.

nerr its not doing nothing for me... Tis making me feel like a beer tho LMAO

Very odd...

Is this really true?

This post was last modified: 05-20-2008 09:50 AM by Skorian.

i think hes just masturbating..its like women...kids cover ur ears...women with washing machines lmao

Probably. Otherwise, metal and splinters..... SCARY!

At this place I used to work my boss used to get a magazine. I think it was "Stuff" magazine. http://www.stuffmagazine.com/index.aspx

Anyways one issue was about *clears throat*. Masturbation accidents guys had. Many were like on the job. Some factory worker dude tried to get off by putting his junk up against a conveyer belt and when the staple part (where the ends are joined at meet) came around it tore him all up..... OUCH! So I guess this guy thought that trying to staple things with a stapler or something to make things right again was a good idea. Some people are so dumb.





Do washing machines really get the job done?

This post was last modified: 05-20-2008 11:21 AM by Skorian.

Wow that's pretty disturbing...I'm all for freedom, but near a school? And what about splinters? OWW. I don't know if washing machines get the job done, but this girl I know admitted she can get off at theme parks and on motorcycles.

poor guy...

nerr its not doing nothing for me... Tis making me feel like a beer tho LMAO

Not really doing anything for me either, but then I'm more of a credenza man...

   
Yeah baby!

or maybe a nice ottoman, I haven't decided.

That's just...just...wrong!

Everyone knows when the staple part comes back around you have to lift up for a second...don't these factory workers know ANYTHING?