Describe your restaurant horror story!! Or, give an account of something funny that happened to you, or something you saw happen to someone else in a restaurant.

The worst restaurant story I had was when I got the freaken check for $300 I had to paid.lmao

When us guys ( work crew) go to lunch. We break in the new guy or one of our shy buddy
or that up tight and know it all guy . One of us would pretend that we're gay.
We'll start putting our hands on their lap or try to hold their hands, or pretain like we're
having an argument. Or give them a hard time ...telling them it's okay to come out of the closet,
blow them kisses...but really loud to make a seen so everybody can see and hear. lmao.

My family and I went to this all you can eat buffet at the beach a couple weeks ago, it a was terrible experience. We sat down and i looked at all the utensils. As I went to get my first plate of food a kid in front of me threw up on the floor and that stayed on the floor for 15 minutes, I got a whole bunch of things but they all tasted terrible and even the fruit was unripened or rotten tasting, and everyone agreed it was awful food, and when my niece went to get ice cream it came out of the machine as white-ish water, so we had had enough and me and my sister's boyfriend got up and found the manager and asked for our money back.....we ended up getting a 15% discount which was just them taking off the tip they added for us to the bill....

Funny side note, the next day I saw people lined up in a massive line to eat at the place and I even though I'm a socially awkward, hates talking to strangers person I had to go out and told a portion of the people in the back of the line how bad it was and recommended somewhere else for them to go, none of them listened, they were quite rude actually and laughed at me like I was a spoiled prick, so I'm glad they ate there at that hell hole I can say that they deserved it...

Karma

Oh God! Ok...lol I was young and innocent. One of my first jobs I worked at a chinese restaurant. I cut my finger by accident and still had more meat to cut. The old asian guy who owned the place brought me what looked like the finger of a latex glove to put over my finger to keep blood off the meat. Everyone was laughing and I asked one guy what was so funny. Come to find out the owner had given me a CONDOM to go over my finger!!!! He didnt open a package to get it either. It came out of the first aid box. Some were speculating whether it was recycled or not! As you can guess, there was no way I was keeping that thing on....lol

The worst thing I can remember is a waiter spilled a couple of margaritas down my back. Fortunately, restaurants in south Louisiana have only one option, and that is serve exceptional food or close down. The best collection of restaurants are found right down here.

This post was last modified: 08-24-2008 02:03 AM by Newmanium.

Ya know...I've tried to think of how one could spill a drink down one's back, but I'm having a difficult time visualizing that. How the heck did you spill it down your BACK?! Your front, I could understand, or maybe someone elses back. But your back?? lol

I could write a book on this after working in a few kitchens in my younger days.
I have seen the chef/owner going into the bin and taking out pieces of discarded chicken to serve again. Another place was noted for it's good steaks. The steaks were stored in a fridge that was burst on the inside and bluebottles had laid eggs in the cotton wool type insulation, the result, maggots. For dessert, I have seen the mould scraped off the trifle and then served in the dining room.