GAR! What be th' point of havin a lusty wench, if she ain't a saucy lust wench? I'll be showin 'yes my booty if ye be agreein' to do the same... Pirate code and all...
...The bird turned, head tipped, suspiciously, on one side, and it stared at him with bright eyes. "Say 'nevermore' " said Shadow. "F*** you" said the raven. It said nothing else as they walked through the woodland together...
what the hell is going on in this thread!?:! you all are silly =)
ive gone acoustic rock again! deal with it. ((((((((((((((Speechwriters LLC - *"CHBB"))))))))))))))) (((http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGooX2kreG8))) *CHBB i guess means Classic Heart Breaking Bitches. i dont know what LLC stands for, there website says its like a running joke in the band! i like this song
GAR! What be th' point of havin a lusty wench, if she ain't a saucy lust wench? I'll be showin 'yes my booty if ye be agreein' to do the same... Pirate code and all...
Oh arrrrrr! Tis lusty wenches we be! No wait, we're thirsty wenches! BLOOD thirsty wenches to be exact! Prepare yourself, matey, for you're about to be keelhauled! If there be anything left of your booty by the time the razor-sharp barnacles clinging to the hull have sliced it up, then Naleena and I will divvy up the booty. But bein' that we're Lady Pirates and all, we'll put some nice salve on your booty. Arrrr! Ain't we sweet??
Walked in on my fiancee doing non-pg things with about 4 of my male friends.
Ah man, tell me you kicked her to the curb!
heh, I'd have kicked more than that.
Now now ladies lol
Cousin Bluey from across the pond! Lord have mercy, where ya been hiding? You know were right. Women like that need to be kicked to the curb
Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.
The deepest craving of human nature is the need to be appreciated. -William James
Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. -Stephen Vincent Benet
I'm a bitch, I'm a tease I'm a goddess on my knees When you hurt, when you suffer I'm your angel undercover I've been numb, I'm revived Can't say I'm not alive You know I wouldn't want it any other way
I once dreamt an ex tried to behead me with a claymore. But then I had fallen asleep straight after watching Highlander. Plus, I guess, the whole "figment of my own imagination" thing means it doesn't really count.