If you and a friend were in the woods, and a bear shows up, what would you do?

A. Grab your friend and run like hell.

B. Shove your friend down, so the bear can eat him/her and you get away.

C. Stupidly attack the bear with a tree branch and get mauled to death.

This post was last modified: 09-30-2008 11:41 AM by EveWasFramed.

After a quick look on google, bears can run up to 40mph. If the bear was pissed and unless one of us had gun with plenty of bullets, we're more than likely lunch.

Turn my back on the bear, wait for it to be right up close behind me, then turn around and slap it across the snout, saying "Stop breathing down my neck"

You're assuming I'd be anywhere near these bear filled woods. This is the same reason I don't go outside.

id actually do none of the above, id carefully move for my gun laying right next to me, load it, and blow that motherf**ker away!
then eat bear jerkey for the rest of the trip and make a hat of that bitch!

you forgot the option of me hugging the bear and it being cool with that and then we all sat down for a lovely picnic of sandwiches and potato salad and then played hide and go seek, o the fun to be had

*stops having delusions*

OMGROFL!!!!!!

It depends how much meat my freind has on him/herself

omg you are sooooooo cracking me up!!!!!!!

You don't have to be able to run faster than the bear, just faster than your friend.