I like girls that are intelligent and think straight - girls that are not too emotional and are pretty mature.

I also like to eat and have maintained the same weight for the past five years albeit eating a lot, and enjoy the company of women who like eating as well, because then I won't be the only one devouring everything at my favorite buffet place.

Needless to say, the definition of fun is beyond mere sexual satisfaction.

That seems to be a common thread (pardon the pun) with most of us.

You think "most guys" are like this? No wonder it's so hard for me to find someone. Every woman assumes I'm some disgusting pervert on a mission to climb boob mountain...and it's obviously pointless for me to even attempt to prove otherwise because they'll just assume I'm a liar.

What's the point? I might as well become the terrible thing you all fear because no is willing to hear differently.

"Yeah!!!...drool...I like big boobies....DUUUUUHHHHH!!" Did I get it right? Is this what I'm supposed to do?

Oh yeah even better yet, her boobs are so huge, that when she orders a cab for herself, she orders a second cab for her boobs.

Boobs are sexual material. If a man is only concentrating on huge boobs, then he is in it for the sex. Huge boobs=porn material. Same with big penises.

Some men are boobs men, some legs men and some are butt men.

A man who is looking for a long term relationship will check you out but he will not narrow things to your chest size or butt width. lol.

If a guy is shallow enough to ask your cup size, ask him next time, how long dong. lol.

This post was last modified: 07-03-2008 11:34 AM by ClosetGeek.

aawwwwww...how sweet and romantic!

why do some guys like tomboys?
I used to be one .. lol




if I were a dude...I would want an average looking girl but with pleasant facial features, shorter than me,straight hair,full figured, nice round boobs and nice butts lol. No make up or bleached hair.Family oriented, great cook (I am so starved right now OMG)clean and no mess in the house, quiet, compromising, blow jobing type ofcourse...lmao... oh I am baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadd... lol and one that is willing to have kids. Oh, and noooooot career oriented one. Those totally suck.

This post was last modified: 07-03-2008 03:11 PM by Incognita.

Oh hell no- gotta put that bitch to work. Get that cash, you know?

lmao

no...those women that are crazy about careers...they don't raise their children. It's their babysitter's job. They are never home.
And excuse me ,my friend,but what kind of a decent man will live off his b**** cash? Sorry for my language, but thats what u call them lol.

This post was last modified: 07-03-2008 03:13 PM by Incognita.

The word you are looking for is "scrub", men who live off their ******s cash that is.

But it's kind of a "damned if I do, damned if I don't" scenario isn't it?

If I say I'm fond of certain female attributes then I'm a pervert. If I say those kinds of things don't concern me, then I'm not being completely truthful.

That being said, I'd just like to find a girl that understands me. She could have the flattest chest in the entire world for all I care.

Well females experience the same thing:
If you are independent and have your act together: then you are classified as the emancipated/feminist arrogant bitch
If you are dependent and rely on the guy: then you are clingy and you have no life
If you are dependent on the guy for financial reasons: then you are a golddigger
If you enjoy sex: then you are a nympho and have issues
If you don't enjoy sex: then you are frigid and have issues
If you talk honestly and openly about sex and men: then you are a slut
If you talk about your ex-boyfriends etc: then you have issues
If you don't talk about your ex-boyfriends etc: then you are classified as shady, manipulative, and most probably a female player

This post was last modified: 07-03-2008 11:58 PM by ClosetGeek.