Recent content by pjole

First world problems. I'm in the same boat as you sleep...though I don't have a d*ck XD. Would be great if there were a switch to turn if off.

It should be: "Have you seen this cat?" "I have neow." :P Where do you get this from haha.

I wanted to throw some videos in here. Boys and girls ages 8-12 listen up! A lesson in positivity: [video=youtube] Every relationship in the world: [video=youtube]

lol, it could be!

I fixated on the melody of the song, it's been a while since I've heard Moby. For me, 5/10. This is a hypothetical song about a song literally being a catalyst for change in a person's life. Or at least I think so. [video=youtube]

I have trouble expressing my thoughts, so I brought you a musical interlude: "In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose Kill the headlights and put...

I found this site when I googled "no job no life" and saw that it had posts from 2013 so I figured: hey why not. Just really tired of living this weird life. I don't know how to describe it--I guess it's like I'm living in a ziplock bag among all the other ziplock bags. To think there's a...