SarcasticJuan

How do I spice up this section beyond stating facts? Hmm. Well I'm an adult male with all my teeth and skin so there's that, I'm a security guard but would rather be doing anything else, I spend most of my time indoors, my friends are everywhere in the country except here, I have a fascination with weird foreign 80s music. I would like to be happy in life and have something to work for.