Recent content by Smokey

Fabulous.

I'm thinking.... I should be on here more often.

The weather in Scotland is absolutely dreadful... the sun vanishes at 3 pm, the wind never lets up and the rain is constant... Just how I like it.

When I was 18 I got pounded by a 29 year old hottie... Single mum with a killer body, she was into all that submissive stuff... which we never got around to, but myy myyyy, she could move. Never looked back since to be honest, she taught me everything I know. She was a good woman.

I'll leave you to chew on your Rusk.

Taking pride in keeping your mind and body in good condition is a good foundation for everyone... but if people want to slouch around and be miserable all the time then rock on, it just makes threads like this more of an exercise in self loathing than actual seeking for advice.

Is this Mike as in, ( treat em mean keep em keen ) ? or a different mike ? Why feel like a scumbag ? there are plenty scumbags out there excelling in all things scumbaggery. Try something different.

Nope not me, I'm a good looking man and a good boyfriend, you know, the type you'd love to introduce to your parents.... and as for the last remark, that is truly a matter of opinion but I can't recall a poor report. With the attitude you displayed in your OP Muse my man, I wouldn't get your...

I wouldn't know, because I'm a stand up member of the forum. Uhuh, I am, yup, t's true.

Just to put a different slant on the title of this thread, the most ambitious game I ever played was Final Fantasy 7 in one sitting with no memory card.

I think sections like this are important for getting a real grasp of who is who on the forum. Some will excel others will get nasty. Some may even revert to their monkey ancestors and start throwing poo all over the place, but the point is, it gives us a good overview of the users. I find...

Total Knob of the year went to the captain of the costa concordia last year, and this year , it looks like the Teacher and Judge are sharing the prize this year.... what a couple of wankers they are.

I'm thinking about packing my bags and heading for Vietnam, I figure I got nothing to lose.

The Internet is the AK47 of the western world.... Lock n load bitches!