I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain
Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
- Mark Twain
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-George Santayana
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr.
C (programming language) makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
- Bjarne Stroustrup
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
- Henry Ford
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
- Edward Abbey
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."
- Thomas Jefferson
If those in charge of our society - politicians, corporate executives, and owners of press and television - can dominate our ideas, they will be secure in their power. They will not need soldiers patrolling the streets. We will control ourselves.
- Howard Zinn
There is nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
-Dilbert
Yup, you're a dumbass.
-Butthead (Beavis and Butthead)
Live long and prosper.
-Spock (Star Trek)
Do or do not... there is no try.
-Yoda (Star Wars)
History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social transition was not the strident clamor of the bad people, but the appalling silence of the good people.
-Martin Luthur king Jr
Just because you're paranoid don't mean they're not after you.
- Kurt Cobain
We have about 50% of the world's wealth, but only 6.3% of its population...In this situation we cannot fail to be the object of envy and resentment...We should cease to talk about vague and unreal objectives such as human rights, the raising of living standards, and democritization. The day is not far off when we are going to have to deal in straight power concepts. The less we are then hampered by idealistic slogans, the better
-George Keenan, Head of the U.S. State Department, Policy Planning Study 23, 1948
Dancing is silent poetry.
- Simonides (556-468bc)
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
- Thomas Henry Huxley
When the enemy advances, We retreat.
When he escapes, We harass.
When he retreats, We pursue.
When he is tired, We attack.
When he burns, We put out the fire.
When he loots, We attack.
When he pursues, We hide.
When he retreats, We return.
-Mao Tse Tung (guerilla warrior)
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
- Plato (427-347 B.C.)
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte
It is well this is so terrible, lest we should grow too fond of it.
-Robert E. Lee
It is with words as with sunbeams- the more they are condensed, the deeper they burn.
-Robert Southey
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
- Jimi Hendrix
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
- Alan Kay
Never mistake motion for action.
- Ernest Hemingway
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd."
- William Congreve
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
- Robert Frost
If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming
You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton
I would have made a good Pope.
- Richard M. Nixon
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
- Albert Einstein
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright
Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
- Robert J. Oppenheimer (1904-1967) (citing from the Bhagavad Gita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear explosion)
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
- Xenocrates (396-314 B.C.)
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti
When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD)
Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates (470-399 B.C.)
Respecting your opponents is key to winning any bout. Hold your enemy in contempt, and you may miss the strategy behind his moves.
-Col. David Hackworth
Who is more foolish, the fool, or the one who follows them?
-Obi Wan Kinobe
There is one kind of prison where the man is behind bars, and everything that he desires is outside; and there is another kind where the things are behind bars, and the man is outside.
-Upton Sinclair
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
- Charlton Heston
Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
- Paul Valery
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
- Wernher Von Braun
Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. But let him not vow to walk in the dark, who has not seen the nightfall.
-J.R.R. Tolkien
How we live is so different from how we ought to live that he who studies what ought to be done rather than what is done will learn the way to his downfall rather than to his preservation.
- Niccolo Machiavelli
A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood.
- General George S. Patton
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
- Cato the Elder (234-149 BC, AKA Marcus Porcius Cato)
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
- Tom Clancy
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
- Sun Tzu
Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau
A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
- last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
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This is funny... it's quotes of famous people speaking of other famous people

"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance."
- Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Plato was a bore."
- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal."
- Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)
"I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy."
- Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)
"Hemingway was a jerk."
- Harold Robbins