Hahah.... yeah... he certainly has his own way about him... but at least you know that he is determined to root out evil!
hehehehe

Awww, I know it's gross but I just couldn't help myself with that one.

Ok, just a couple more bushisms cause I'm buzzed and he makes me laugh...



"I heard somebody say, 'Where's (Nelson) Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas." --George W. Bush, on the former South African president, who is still very much alive, Washington, D.C., Sept. 20, 2007

"This process has been drug out a long time, which says to me it's political." --George W. Bush, discussing the controversy surrounding Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, Sofia, Bulgaria, June 11, 2007

"Bush goes to Hel. That's what a lot of people want." --George W. Bush, on his visit to the Hel Peninsula, Gdansk, Poland, Jun. 8, 2007

"Information is moving -- you know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it's also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 2, 2007

(hehehehe blogosphere! )

"Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better." —George W. Bush, in a press conference with Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien. Sept. 24, 2001

(hahahah... what border?)

"When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. Sept. 19, 2001

"Arbolist … Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees." —George W. Bush, as quoted in USA Today, Aug. 21, 2001

"One of the interesting initiatives we've taken in Washington, D.C., is we've got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a — a cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone." —George W. Bush, Denver, Aug. 14, 2001

"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it." —George W. Bush, July 27, 2001

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right." —George W. Bush, in Rome, July 22, 2001

"It is white." —George W. Bush, asked by a child in Britain what the White House was like, July 19, 2001

"It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency." —George W. Bush, June 14, 2001, speaking to Swedish Prime Minister Goran Perrson, unaware that a live television camera was still rolling.

"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically." —George W. Bush, speaking at the Radio & Television Correspondents dinner, March 29, 2001

Ah... anyway, I'll leave it at that... oh and don't think I'm attacking America blindly or anything by these quotes... Bush just says some of the funniest things I have ever heard come out of the mouth of a politician... or anyone in the public eye for that matter... I have family in New York, New Jersey, Florida and Arizona... they can't help but roll their eyes if I mention a Bush quote

"Iraq is a very important part of securing the homeland, and it's a very important part of helping change the Middle East into a part of the world that will not serve as a threat to the civilized world, to people like -- or to the developed world, to people like -- in the United States." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

"The solution to Iraq -- an Iraq that can govern itself, sustain itself and defend itself -- is more than a military mission. Precisely the reason why I sent more troops into Baghdad." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007



"I'm a strong proponent of the restoration of the wetlands, for a lot of reasons. There's a practical reason, though, when it comes to hurricanes: The stronger the wetlands, the more likely the damage of the hurricane." --George W. Bush, New Orleans, March 1, 2007

"The best way to defeat the totalitarian of hate is with an ideology of hope -- an ideology of hate -- excuse me --with an ideology of hope." --George W. Bush, Fort Benning, Ga., Jan. 11, 2007



"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." --George W. Bush, Jan. 3, 2000

"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow." --George W. Bush, Jan. 2000

"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" --George W. Bush, Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000

"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mential losses." --George W. Bush, speaking at a South Carolina oyster roast, Jan. 14, 2000

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." --George W. Bush, Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000



"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve." --George W. Bush, speaking during "Perseverance Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, New Hampshire, Jan. 28, 2000

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." --George W. Bush, Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000

Lol... well I won't flood more Bushisms in here... here is a great link... you can actually listen to Bush say his funny speeches himself. XD

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/...nukkah.htm



"I'm the master of low expectations." —George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

lol...he's defenately on medication

thanks!


it was also funny when he used to forget where the exit door was after his speeches..lol mental case

I thinks hes actually a root of evel itself...lol

"I heard somebody say, 'Where's (Nelson) Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas." --George W. Bush, on the former South African president, who is still very much alive, Washington, D.C., Sept. 20, 2007

blogosphere and through the Internets." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 2, 2007

(hehehehe blogosphere! )

"Border relations between Canada and Mexico

(hahahah... what border?)


"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right."

"Arbolist … Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees."

SHmart...

WTF....is he talking about some FBI devises....lol

OMG


thanks. I had fun

“Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide.”

Napoleon Bonaparte

"For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness."

Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.

-Mark Twain

"Oh yeah. Miles to go. Little Miss Muffet counting down from 7-3-0." -Faith

OMFG I am the biggest nerd for quoting that... but it's the best tv show ever. Buffy!!!

What the poet saw:

Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die,
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

[...]

When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wonder'd.
Honour the charge they made!
Honour the Light Brigade,
Noble six hundred!

--Alfred, Lord Tennyson, The Charge Of The Light Brigade, honouring the suicidal charge of British light cavalry against well-entrenched Russian artillery in the Battle of Balaclava during the Crimean War.


What the soldier observed:

C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre. (It is magnificent, but it is not war.)

--French Marshal Pierre Bosquet, witnessing the the suicidal charge of British light cavalry against well-entrenched Russian artillery in the Battle of Balaclava during the Crimean War.

nice.



“Throw off your worries when you throw off your clothes at night.”


Napoleon Bonaparte

The smell of an enemy’s corpse always smells sweet

I think napolean said that

I love the smell of napalm in the morning


The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades hehe

oh my gosh it's 4:45 in the morning why haven't I gone to sleep yet?

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