Certain spam emails which promise to enhance certain secret areas are either getting cleverer or becoming products of very bad English speakers.

Either way, this is a marvellous bit of prose:

"Do you understand. he says. Thats how it is,
dear fellow. Fate looks for a head. But we are always judging, thats
not wellthats not right. Our luck is like water in a dragnet:
you pull at it and it bulges, but when youve drawn it out its empty. Thats how it is."

hahaha lol

omfg lol.

Wow. That's awesome.

That is hilarious, it reminds me of mistranslations on food products and stuff, those always make me laugh, spam that's actually enjoyable, who'da thunk it?

I don't get it.

...well, oh lol, it's about a penis.
Get it now?

What's that Qui?

I don't get the luck and dragnet part... maybe it's best that I don't.

um, alright. no comment.

ye, me neither.
ones that I get ,read :"get ur wee wee longer, your Billy bigger...."
I don't open it, they can contain a virus