What's your excuse?

Play a game with me!!

One person starts with something they don't like to or won't or can't do, the next person has to answer saying why they can't do it (a ridiculous excuse)---A example is-


Person 1- You have to wash the dog today!!

Person 2- I can't wash the dog because I don't know how to use the tap for the water!!
You have to turn TV on!!

Person 3- I can't because my feet are cold!!
You have to feed my cat!


I will start

You have to go to sleep now!

I couldn't possibly goto sleep now you've started with this game!

You need to sing Flay a lullaby.

I can't, I don't know what a Flay is.

You need to read a book

lol Flay is my dog.

I can't you told me to goto sleep.

You should really put the bins out.

i can't put the bins out because they are too heavy...

you need to give me more 'halloween'...

I can't, because Halloween is stupid

You need to get out of bed

I can't, i haven't gone to bed yet.

You need to clean up the house.

I can't. I'm depressed.

You have to change the channel.

I can't. I got so hungry I ate the remote.

You need to clean your teeth.

I can't. I'm about to smoke a bowl so there's no point; they're about to get dirty again anyway.

You need to eat something.

I can't, I'm fat enough

You need to pay rent

I can't. I don't have any money.

You have to feed the cats.

I can't, I don't have any cats.

You need to learn to play the piano.

i can't i'm too busy playing the drums...

you need to detail my charger...

I can't. It lost it's keys

You need to paint the walls.

I can't you & your charger are too far away.

You are required to clean & polish my weapons.

I can't, I'm afraid of them

You need to give me a massage

Ok up on the table *smiles Just kidding I do not know you..

You, must brush my hair.

I can't. I don't have a brush.

You need to give me a massage.

I can't-I've just painted my nails.

You need to make me a cup of three ginger tea