The following are real answers by contestants on "Family fortunes" ...


Q. Name something you take to the beach A. Turkey sandwiches

Q. Name something a blind person might use A. A sword

Q. Name a song with moon in the title A. Blue Suede Moon

Q. Name a bird with a long neck A. Naomi Campbell

Q. Name an occupation where you need a torch A. A burglar

Q. Name a famous brother and sister A. Bonnie & Clyde

Q. Name a dangerous race A. The Arabs

Q. Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers A. A horse

Q. Name something that floats in the bath A. Water

Q. Name something you wear on the beach A. A deckchair

Q. Name a famous royal A. Mail

Q. Name a number you have to memorise A. 7

Q. Name something in the garden that's green A. Shed

Q. Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine A. A bicycle with wings

Q. Name something you might be allergic to A. Skiing

Q. Name a famous bridge A. The bridge over troubled waters

Q. Name something a cat does A. Goes to the toilet

Q. Name something you do in the bathroom A. Decorate

Q. Name an animal you might see at the zoo A. A dog

Q. Name something associated with the police A. Pigs

Q. Name a sign of the zodiac A. April

Q. Name something slippery A. A conman

Q. Name a way of cooking fish A. Cod

Q. Name a food that can be brown or white A. Potato

Q. Name a jacket potato topping A. Jam

Q. Name a famous Scotsman A. Jock

Q. Name something with a hole in it A. Window

Q. Name a non-living object with legs A. Plant

Q. Name a domestic animal A. Leopard

Q. Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' A. Knee

Q. Name a kind of ache A. Fillet 'O' Fish

Q. Name something you open other than a door A. Your bowels

little_buddha Wrote:Q. Name something a blind person might use A. A sword

Well, if Rutger Hauer can do it...