The time I killed my neighbor and baked him into a pie. Wait, what kind of unforgettable moments were we supposed to type?

I hope it was a joke lol

What kind of pie? Was it tasty? PLEASE tell me you ate it.

Hm. An unforgettable moment in my life.
I know I've told this story here before, on this forum somewhere. However, I'm not going to look through over 1000 posts to find it again, so...
Sixth grade was my first year of public school. Previously I had been at a private school where we wore uniforms and knew all the same people from preschool. Consequently I was completely unprepared for public school and was utterly unable to make any friends.
However, I did follow this one group who, if nothing else, put up with me. Barely. They did however make fun of me constantly. And eleven year old girls can be vicious.
So one day they thought it'd be neat to can me. Long story short, between the four of them they couldn't. I kicked over the can before they stuffed me in it, a fact in which I take some sadistic, bitter pride.
This memory is so prominent to me that every time I think of it I feel a caustic self-loathing so intense it's all I can do not to tear my eyes out of my face.
Please excuse me while I forcibly restrain myself.

I didnt know that experience was so traumatic...why did you hate yourself?

Only when I think of myself in situations like that. Usually I don't think that way.

I had many and at the same time i had none. Blah im here for about 10 minutes and i thought in so many. lol nvm =]

This post was last modified: 04-23-2008 06:01 PM by Luna.

When I passed my driving licences That was the best feeling ever.

Looking into my son's eyes after he was born and finally getting to hold him..that's seriously the best moment of my life ever and nothing will ever top it.

Mushy, I know, but that's just me.

When your chillin' with the Grim Reefer, believe me...every moment's forgettable.

hahaha you need to get better shit.