Arctic

Go blind in one eye
or
deaf in one ear?

deaf in one ear

have cheaper gas
or
have cheaper food?

cheaper gas!

fart in church
or
naked at the mall

Fart in church

Have tourette's
or
have a stuttering problem

Have a stuttering problem

Have clubbed feet

or

Be an amputee

clubbed feet


Lose the sense of smell

or

Lose the sense of taste

Smell


Have your toenails pulled off one by one
or
Have all your teeth pulled out one by one

toenails

get trapped outside in a hailstorm

or

get trapped outside in a tornado

tornado

lick 100 payphones
or
lick the toilet seat at a gas station bathroom

Lick 100 payphones.

Eat a pigs trotter
or
A calves tongue