A Lonely Life Forums

Full Version: What Men Want VS. What Women Want
You're currently viewing a stripped down version of our content. View the full version with proper formatting.
Pages: 1 2 3 4
(03-16-2011, 12:48 AM)Kenny Wrote: [ -> ]Men:
*Sex
*Food
*Comfort

Women:
*Emotiongasms

Can these ever truly be reconciled?

do what i did:
start finding something you like just as much as sex but is different so she'll think its cute

enjoy the feeling of their hair and keep your hands on their head if your tempted to put them into *those* places.
(03-16-2011, 12:48 AM)Kenny Wrote: [ -> ]Men:
*Sex
*Food
*Comfort

Women:
*Emotiongasms

Can these ever truly be reconciled?

First flaw in your list: comfort is needed in order for emotions to be appeased. If I'm uncomfortable, my emotions are not going to be good ones. So really, comfort should be on both the male and female list.

Second flaw: You must associate with twigs, because I love food.

Third flaw: Every human is emotional and needs emotional satisfaction. In general, men get this emotional satisfaction through respect. Women get it through love. Either way, we're both experiencing emotions.

Fourth flaw: generalizations without a disclaimer stating they are generalizations are worthless generalizations as they leave no room for specifications.

Fifth flaw: to segue from the fourth flaw, every man and woman is different. This is where the need for allowance of specificity comes in.
(03-16-2011, 06:04 AM)Callie Wrote: [ -> ]what women want....
Men to stop thinking they know what women want... THAT is what we want.

Yes this.

And also what fortasse said.

Also, I'm not so much emotional as the typical woman is. I don't want cuddles and hugs. Just do what you're supposed to, in every aspect, and I'll be fine.
(03-16-2011, 04:28 AM)Elgin Wrote: [ -> ]He forgot to list the EGOGASMS the dudes NEED between having their burger and getting laid. Big Grin


I couldn't agree with you more. Big Grin
(03-16-2011, 02:08 PM)fortasse Wrote: [ -> ]
(03-16-2011, 12:48 AM)Kenny Wrote: [ -> ]Men:
*Sex
*Food
*Comfort

Women:
*Emotiongasms

Can these ever truly be reconciled?

First flaw in your list: comfort is needed in order for emotions to be appeased. If I'm uncomfortable, my emotions are not going to be good ones. So really, comfort should be on both the male and female list.

Second flaw: You must associate with twigs, because I love food.

Third flaw: Every human is emotional and needs emotional satisfaction. In general, men get this emotional satisfaction through respect. Women get it through love. Either way, we're both experiencing emotions.

Fourth flaw: generalizations without a disclaimer stating they are generalizations are worthless generalizations as they leave no room for specifications.

Fifth flaw: to segue from the fourth flaw, every man and woman is different. This is where the need for allowance of specificity comes in.

Sixth flaw: comfort is a subjective term which you have attempted to concretely define.

Seventh flaw: humor was an implied necessity in properly interpreting this thread.

Wink
...
Women don't want food? I'll take the cheese, chocolate, pizza, sushi, and pecan pie on behalf of those "normal" women. They can have my share of the emotiongasms.

Drama

I want food. Screw emotiongasms
Hell, I want everything listed on both sides so far: love, sex, food (suuuuushiiiii), worthless generalizations, respect...
and, er.... you know...
all the -gasms. >///>

Can't go wrong with -gasms, really, when it comes right down to it. Unless it's like...

*thinks for second*

... I suppose "crapgasm" isn't really a good sounding thing.

Or... well hmm... is it? >>; Hmm... Maybe I need to pick a better bad example. >.<

...

Cancergasm! Cancergasms are bad. *nods*
(03-16-2011, 09:36 PM)Kenny Wrote: [ -> ]Sixth flaw: comfort is a subjective term which you have attempted to concretely define.

Well by that very admission, my definition to a subjective term fits right in with flaws 4 and 5.

... (what women want is to be right when arguing Wink )

Quote:Seventh flaw: humor was an implied necessity in properly interpreting this thread.

Wink

Yes. Well, flaw 2 was an attempt at humor, my good man.... except not, because I take my food very seriously. One day I shall become healthily overweight... not sure if that is an oxymoron or a paradox.

Pages: 1 2 3 4