randomguy 21st Century Boy Joined Jul 26, 2016 Messages 3,230 Reaction score 4,014 Location 1987 Jan 13, 2023 #281 You see a group of hot girls in bikinis and your first thought is " I hope they're wearing sun block "
You see a group of hot girls in bikinis and your first thought is " I hope they're wearing sun block "
Finished Crossed Out Supporting Member Joined Mar 21, 2020 Messages 18,009 Reaction score 10,093 Location In my mind Jan 13, 2023 #282 You've had a very exhausting day that consisted of just sitting around and surfing the Internet.
Finished Crossed Out Supporting Member Joined Mar 21, 2020 Messages 18,009 Reaction score 10,093 Location In my mind Jan 14, 2023 #283 In the past month my grey hair went from my beard up to my side burns and partly into my hair. I must be going through the change.
In the past month my grey hair went from my beard up to my side burns and partly into my hair. I must be going through the change.
B Butterfly 2 A Lonely Life Supporting Member Supporting Member Joined Aug 15, 2022 Messages 3,196 Reaction score 3,331 Location Florida Jan 14, 2023 #284 Finished said: In the past month my grey hair went from my beard up to my side burns and partly into my hair. I must be going through the change. Click to expand... Do you still have hot flashes? If not you're getting really old.
Finished said: In the past month my grey hair went from my beard up to my side burns and partly into my hair. I must be going through the change. Click to expand... Do you still have hot flashes? If not you're getting really old.
U user 135067 Well-known member Joined Apr 28, 2016 Messages 939 Reaction score 1,004 Jan 14, 2023 #285 ...when you have buried more pets than you have fingers and toes.
Adamridge79 Mr Bakerman Joined Oct 20, 2021 Messages 4,973 Reaction score 906 Location Minnesota Jan 15, 2023 #286 Why would I kill so many actual pets? I had a hamster, I had a gerbil, I had a goldfish. Get a Parrott or turtle. Those ******* last. When you like eating dinner early
Why would I kill so many actual pets? I had a hamster, I had a gerbil, I had a goldfish. Get a Parrott or turtle. Those ******* last. When you like eating dinner early
Finished Crossed Out Supporting Member Joined Mar 21, 2020 Messages 18,009 Reaction score 10,093 Location In my mind Jan 15, 2023 #287 You have to bend over the reach the bottom of your balls in order to scratch them. Ha! ha!
Cherubino Well-known member Joined May 31, 2022 Messages 3,114 Reaction score 1,293 Location UTC+2 Jan 18, 2023 #288 choose to watch the news over a movie
Finished Crossed Out Supporting Member Joined Mar 21, 2020 Messages 18,009 Reaction score 10,093 Location In my mind Jan 18, 2023 #289 When you and your spouse look the same.
Finished Crossed Out Supporting Member Joined Mar 21, 2020 Messages 18,009 Reaction score 10,093 Location In my mind Jan 18, 2023 #290 .... people tell you that you look good for your age. Ha! ha!
Finished Crossed Out Supporting Member Joined Mar 21, 2020 Messages 18,009 Reaction score 10,093 Location In my mind Jan 18, 2023 #291 ... your doctor tells you to slow down and the police tell you to speed up.
Finished Crossed Out Supporting Member Joined Mar 21, 2020 Messages 18,009 Reaction score 10,093 Location In my mind Jan 18, 2023 #292 ... nobody thinks you are a hypochondriac any more.
U user 135067 Well-known member Joined Apr 28, 2016 Messages 939 Reaction score 1,004 Jan 18, 2023 #293 You know you are old when the car you bought new achieves antique status.
Forgottendanfan Well-known member Joined Jun 16, 2020 Messages 3,895 Reaction score 1,125 Location U.K. Jan 25, 2023 #294 When you develop aches and pains after going out for a "brisk walk". Or maybe just unfit, rather than old in this case.
When you develop aches and pains after going out for a "brisk walk". Or maybe just unfit, rather than old in this case.
Finished Crossed Out Supporting Member Joined Mar 21, 2020 Messages 18,009 Reaction score 10,093 Location In my mind Jan 25, 2023 #295 When you walk outside to do something and you forget once you're outside. I keep doing this. Ha! Ha!
U user 135067 Well-known member Joined Apr 28, 2016 Messages 939 Reaction score 1,004 Jan 25, 2023 #296 When you realize you don't remember the sixties even though you know you were there. Peace and love! Rock and Roll! WOODSTOCK!!
When you realize you don't remember the sixties even though you know you were there. Peace and love! Rock and Roll! WOODSTOCK!!
Forgottendanfan Well-known member Joined Jun 16, 2020 Messages 3,895 Reaction score 1,125 Location U.K. Jan 26, 2023 #297 You get visible nasal hairs sneaking out.
TheSkaFish Jedi Guardian Joined Feb 3, 2014 Messages 9,095 Reaction score 4,179 Location The Land of Wind and Ghosts Jan 26, 2023 #298 When it's hard getting curious or enthusiastic about anything, when everything feels stale and played out.
When it's hard getting curious or enthusiastic about anything, when everything feels stale and played out.
randomguy 21st Century Boy Joined Jul 26, 2016 Messages 3,230 Reaction score 4,014 Location 1987 Jan 26, 2023 #299 When you see an old person and then realise you went to school together.
Forgottendanfan Well-known member Joined Jun 16, 2020 Messages 3,895 Reaction score 1,125 Location U.K. Jan 26, 2023 #300 When you "ache in the places where you used to play" - Leonard Cohen.