Recent content by MonkeyUrine

Ugh, I would hate to be like that, and if I ever became like that I would beg for death.

I pretend a lot. I have no idea if there is a condition, or if it has a name, but you may want to change the title of this thread from 'predent' to 'pretend'

Arent we all? l'd like someone to spend my alone time with also.

It scares away giant pumas.

When I was suicidal I believed that suicide was just a shortcut to whatever happens when we die. I thought people who choose to live through all this crap were idiots. Why the hell would you want to go through this torture only to die anyway. I figured I'd just shorten the journey. Fast forward...

Get a MacBook. It will make you happy and be your friend.

I like being alone, or maybe with one person. But there's no one I want to spend any time with these days so I just do stuff by myself. I'm a loner, and loving it.

I don't think it's possible to stop existing. We're people, we think and feel. We will continue to think and feel in the afterlife, or whatever when we die. I don't fear death. But I don't really want to die. I'm not religious but I think we're all here for a reason, and all the honeysuckle I've done...

I took this photo with my phone while waiting for my mum to pick me up. I work there. I think the clouds look nice and stuff.

I didn't know we had a good soccer team because I don't like soccer. But if you lived here you'd probably be happy I have a good soccer team. Yay!

Australia does not suck. It's actually a not too bad. Except our internet is sub-par and our government sucks.

Now that I've got your attention we may begin. Hi. I'm MonkeyUrine. Possibly the most wacky, retarded, crazy, stupid dumb-ass you've ever met. Let's start with the basic crap. I'm seventeen. Male. And live in New South Wales, Australia. I live with my parents. I'm a virgin. Never been in a...