Peter Lorre

Peter Lorre, Peter Lorre, Runs a nightclub way downtown
Peter Lorre, Peter Lorre, Always wears a evil frown!
Don't spit on his shoes or mess up his hair,
Or he will shoot you dead and go back upstairs!

But it's okay
It's all right, you can trust him, Peter Lorre's on your side!
You can trust him with your secrets, he'll give you some place to hide
Don't you worry, don't you fret, Peter Lorre is a pet
You can trust that Peter Lorre, he's a vet!

And...
You can trust him, you can trust him He's all right, he's all right
You can trust this tiny person, Peter Lorre's on your side!
Sydney Greenstreet does not scare him Peter Lorre knows no fear.
Fearless little Peter Lorre... He's a brick!