Ratley

Hi there

My hobbies include eating, drawing beards on the people in newspapers, and being chased by swans. I have a talent for losing things, even though my room is the size of a matchbox. I like the word 'methinks'.

I love rats, but haven't owned any for a while as I've been moving around everywhere. I give them funny names like Flea, Sprout or Skeletor. One day I will own a chinchilla named Monty.

I would put some quotes here but I can never remember any. ):