Recent content by VanillaCreme

Live in SC, on the east coast. But I was born and raised in south Jersey. Not exactly a city slicker, but to my redneck, country guy, he said I was more city than I realize. Here's the kicker for me - I absolutely live by the notion of minding my business. I don't feel like I'm inviting at all...

Welp, when you figure out, let me in on the slide. Because in my 34 years on this rotating ball of coagulated dust and water, I've never exactly cared to make friends, and I get people wanting to tell me their life story. At one point, I started asking if I had a sign on me somewhere.

Can I take a class somewhere? Because people tend to gravitate towards me, tell me their whole life story and what their grandpappy did in 1882. I can't even tell someone they smell nice without them telling me an extensive story that no one asked for. Trust me, it's not greener over on this...

It was weird not actually telling you happy birthday. Or poking fun at the fact that you waited to be born on your mom's busiest day. I miss you.

People who intentionally misunderstand almost everything that's said to them. No, they didn't say that, and the fact that that was the conclusion you came to shows that you were intentionally not listening either. I also have no intention of putting myself in a conversation where I'm constantly...

Men aren't the only ones who feel like they need to shut up. It literally took someone that I loved so much dying for me to even tell anyone else how much I was struggling with life. People that I'm close to and talked to almost daily. Took death for me to finally speak up for myself. You can't...

I know I'm just trying to distract myself. It's not really working, but I'm trying.

I absolutely believe my dog can also tell time. Most days at exactly 5 on the dot, she's whining, and the thing is, she adjusts to the daylights saving time. What I'm thinking now is the clear fact that I didn't realize how much I'd actually miss talking to someone every day. I don't know if...

I'ma need you to go on ahead and do me a favor... Just remove that expiration date on that salt.

Absolutely. I always say that compatibility is very important. Love isn't enough sometimes.

I love me a nerd. I miss mine.

I'm guessing it's almost like those "don't meet your heroes" type things. Not bad, but slightly annoying.

I think someone should tell you that it's not you. When people distance themselves, it's because of a reason they determined. However, if you really want to do something differently, try to think of what you actually do. If they're expressing that you may be a burden to them, think about if...

You know, I never think of that song when I hear the word "firefly" because I have shoveled Breaking Benjamin into my mind for **** 20 years now.