I'll let the guy from princess bride sum up the entirety of my bio...
http://youtu.be/urGVKx3H_Rk
- Birthday
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Jan 1, 1988
(Age: 36)
- Location
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California
Two old chairs, and half a candle,
One old jug without a handle,—
These were all his worldly goods:
In the middle of the woods,
These were all the worldly goods
Of the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bò,
Of the Yonghy-Bonghy Bò.