zombieslayer

I've been under surveillance by the Catholic Church and Southern Conservatives my entire life. I hope to break free at the age of 18 to go to a liberal hippie college where I can be an agnostic lesbian who works as a pyrotechnic exterminator/film director extraordinare.

I moonlight as Batman.

I love movies. My favorite directors are Quentin Tarantino, Stanley Kubrick, and Terry Gilliam, which correspond to my favorite movies Pulp Fiction, A Clockwork Orange, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

I hope to one day move out of the sticks to a place with a decent video store. The one here only seems to have stuff for hillbillies and foreign exchange students from Germany.

I'm one of those classy, intelligent women who puts "fresia" between the 2nd and 3rd syllables of almost every word.

I hope to one day win an award for kicking Denis Leary in the swim bladder.

Shut up, chipmunks. No one thinks you're cute. You deserved to get hit by that car.