Weird?

Does anyone have a good comeback to someone who calls you weird?

"Wanna join?"
"I can be worse if you want"
"Just to you"

From the top of my head.

"Your face"

"Oh I'll make it weird, I'll make it weird as fresia."

"I'll admit my level of weirdness is above the national average, but I'm comfortable with that."

"It takes 42 muscles to frown and 72 to say ' fresia off ', totally worth the extra effort"

A big honeysuckle-eating grin and an emphatic, “Thanks!”

Can’t insult someone if they turn it into a positive.

ringwood said:

A big honeysuckle-eating grin and an emphatic, “Thanks!”

Can’t insult someone if they turn it into a positive.

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Works everytime. Haha

Say, "Thank you! I'll take that as a compliment."
then smile.
then say, "It's much better then being boring like you."
then walk away. ( I guess you could drop a mic on the ground for effect. But, it's really not necessary. Ha! ha!)

"Coming from a twat, I'll take that as a compliment"

"If I wanted to hear from an arsehole, I'd fart"

"Cheers for that. Have a nice day, preferably somewhere else"

That would make you obnoxious.

>ahrug< "Sounds accurate" or more likely, "um, okay"

it let me type ahrug...now I am the prohosified weird. Thank you A Lonely Life

"Weird? My shrink disagrees with that. He says I'm a psycho who can't stand criticism and can get extremely violent in that case. So you were saying?..."

insecure said:

"Weird? My shrink disagrees with that. He says I'm a psycho who can't stand criticism and can get extremely violent in that case. So you were saying?..."

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Well, if your professional calls you a psycho, probably not the best individual to take advice from. Or pay.

Adamridge79 said:

Well, if your professional calls you a psycho, probably not the best individual to take advice from. Or pay.

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I was just inventing a response to that "weird" call.
Although I see a psychologist/sexologist, she is not really a shrink (psychiatrist), and she doesn't call me names.

insecure said:

I was just inventing a response to that "weird" call.
Although I see a psychologist/sexologist, she is not really a shrink (psychiatrist), and she doesn't call me names.

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That's good to read. If any of my mental health people talked to me like a meme, I would have been very adverse to seeking help.

Adamridge79 said:

That's good to read. If any of my mental health people talked to me like a meme, I would have been very adverse to seeking help.

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Yes, but I thought that would have been obvious, as the question was for a comeback from being called weird.

insecure said:

Yes, but I thought that would have been obvious, as the question was for a comeback from being called weird.

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On this site? No, people have so called 'experiences' It really gets hard to figure out who is actually being honest

Ernest would have been a better word than honest

Adamridge79 said:

Ernest would have been a better word than honest

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Serious or joking looks better in this context to me

eh, nm

(how to be witty and spontaneous? Dunno.)

If I was, perhaps I'd say: "That must be hard for you. I'm sorry for your sauce."