Yes or No

No, I have prosopagnosia.

In "Sophie's Choice" do you think Sophie made the right choice? Remember, this is a yes or no question.

Yes. Women have no value. Ha! ha! Just kidding! They have some value. Ha! ha! Well, she saved herself and her son by choosing to let her daughter be dragged off and killed. If she didn't choose they all might have been killed or just both of her children.

Was this a trick question to try to make me look mean? Ha! ha!

You look mean

Have you ever had a cricket hidden so well in your house that it had you with your ear to the floor in search of it?

No.

Do you have hair below shoulder length?

Not anymore. I chopped it off one day when I was bored?

Do you have curly hair?

Claudia1794 said:

You look mean

Have you ever had a cricket hidden so well in your house that it had you with your ear to the floor in search of it?

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Boy! I sure have. At 2 or 3am I was ripping everything out of my closet to find the **** thing too. It took me about 1.5 hours. But, I finally found and killed it.

No. I have very straight hair.

Do you wear really dark sunglasses?

No. Ive never really worn sunglasses. I would wear hats to block the sun but thats it.

If it isn't too cold do you open your doors or windows when its raining?

Yes. The windows are open just as much as possible.

If you get to a store and there are a couple of carts along your way, do you take them back to the store?

Ha! ha! I always think about doing that. But, I only do it once in awhile.

Do you ever just use the shopping baskets instead of a cart?

No. Its alot harder to transport a body that way.

If the only way to save a babies life was to punch it in the face, would you do so?

Yes, but I am trying to picture what scenario would bring that about.

Do you believe there was a lost city of Atlantis?

Yes. I watched a history channel show about it. Or, was that just my imagination???? Hmmmm.

Do you think a major event, like super huge, is going to happen within the next decade?

Yes. More than likely.

Do you think the world will end in the next 10 years?

No. Society might start to.

It turns out the schizophrenic who gave you medical advice to punch a baby in the face was not only not a doctor but also the babies father. He is now demanding an out of court settlement to prevent him pressing charges.
Do you pay it?

Ha! ha! No. I tell him it's not my fault. Then I demostrate on him what I did to the baby only MUCH harder and repeat it many times. Soon, he doesn't remember anything about me and I go buy an ice cream cone.

Do you ever punch things which make your knuckles bleed?

Yes. I've done that once. It was unpleasant.

You are walking down a street when you encounter an elderly woman throwing bags full of cats at people from an elevated position. Its awful and noones quite sure what to do but everyone agrees she needs to be stopped.
The only catch is that shes Elizabeth Hurley and interference in this feline genocide would surely lock you out of nailing the greatest GILF of our time.
Do you try to stop her?

No. I just catch all the cats, take them over to Claudia1794's place so she can play with them and care for them until she finds them lifetime homes. Then I come back and shag Elizabeth Hurley because she is so tired from throwing the bags of cats she can't put up much of a fight. Then I take the mini-skirt she wore in Bedazzled with me as a trophy.

Would you help find forever homes for the cat's too?

Yes. Although I would be mindful of the strange looks they give me occasionally, almost hinting at an intellect that doesn't belong in a cat or indeed anything in this world. I would feel uneasy with every new home I found and drink heavily as the stories of the unnatural deaths reached me.

You are in your high rise apartment sipping sweet cognac after a hard days work. Without warning, the lights go out and a chill hits the air. You hear a voice that whispers, its echoes haunting you in the dark; "You... took... my... cats..." You turn around to see the hunched and distorted figure of Elizabeth Hurley, greatest GILF of our time, slowly bending backward on all fours. She crawls with frightening preternatural speed as her legs part revealing what can only be described as an alien combination of masterful cosmetic surgery and the horrifying ravages of time. You hear the howls of a thousand tormented souls and you know you have only one chance to avoid the eldritch torments that lay in wait.
Do you jump out of the window?

Absolutely! Ha! ha! You should be writing books!

Is writing a book one of your life's goals?

No

Do you think a man can be raped by a woman?