The Confession Booth

Claudia1794 said:

Mine won’t get a drivers license he says he likes people driving him.

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My oldest will likely never drive. He's a nervous passenger, so I'd be a little scared myself to have him out on the road driving. My youngest can't wait.

Deffo going to have a baby with a pale white, brunette with blue eyes... sorry dad.

CenotaphGirl said:

Deffo going to have a baby with a pale white, brunette with blue eyes... sorry dad.

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I'm probably too tired to understand properly, but do you mean the person you have it with will look like that? I mean I'm a pale white, brunette with blue eyes... just sayin. I also like to think my goatee is pretty awesome.

Also, why does this thread make me want to quote lines from the Weird Al song called Confessions Part 3? Ignore me, I'm just saying random crap at this point. I think I need sleep lol

Ace said:

I'm probably too tired to understand properly, but do you mean the person you have it with will look like that? I mean I'm a pale white, brunette with blue eyes... just sayin. I also like to think my goatee is pretty awesome.

Also, why does this thread make me want to quote lines from the Weird Al song called Confessions Part 3? Ignore me, I'm just saying random crap at this point. I think I need sleep lol

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Nooo you understood properly, yeah my future baby daddy is gonna look like that, the brown hair and blue eyes combo on a man is lethal lol but now you mention it... you know... I haven't even thought about his beard, that is a key missing detail lol

Oh and PS... I like the new name Ace!

I have an imaginary friend which is my left hand. I'd have full on one-sided conversations with it, about how my day went, how life's going, what I ate today, whatever I felt like talking about. It actually felt refreshing to get some words out, as if it was a real person. I felt the same kind of satisfaction after talking to it like when you have a deep conversation with somebody. But lately I've stopped doing so realizing how weird it is.

CenotaphGirl said:

Nooo you understood properly, yeah my future baby daddy is gonna look like that, the brown hair and blue eyes combo on a man is lethal lol but now you mention it... you know... I haven't even thought about his beard, that is a key missing detail lol

Oh and PS... I like the new name Ace!

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I guess if you want someone that looks like a caveman, I'm your guy lol. Nah I'm kidding of course. My beard is one of the only things I like about myself, then again like everything about me it's still a mess lol.

Thank you. I just wanted something more positive, and something to match the profile image I've been using.

For 18 years I've been preparing myself for when my baby leaves. I think I need a few more years....7 sounds good. Sugarfoot! Sugarfoot! Sugarfoot!

Claudia1794 said:

For 18 years I've been preparing myself for when my baby leaves. I think I need a few more years....7 sounds good. Sugarfoot! Sugarfoot! Sugarfoot!

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This made me sad, made me think about life... how quickly time passes by. Ugh I need to watch Toy Story 4 and have a good cryyyy

CenotaphGirl said:

This made me sad, made me think about life... how quickly time passes by. Ugh I need to watch Toy Story 4 and have a good cryyyy

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Too quickly time passes. It seems like last week he was was still running around in his underwear using gardening tools as weapons...well...he was actually. I'm just not ready to sever the cord that keeps him within my range. Unfortunately the situation is going to require my big girl panties. I don't like donning them cause they are so restrictive. Its all don't don't don't do anything that I want. I don't want to hold him back but letting go is truly breaking me. And he hasn't even gone anywhere yet.

I've entered this booth because no public toilet in the area

I am going to pretend only a shop in the next town has what I need in order to grab some chipotle I am cursed! Cursed I sayyy

Factotum said:

1) i am forever fearful of successful people.
2) i hate meeting old friends because they might be more successful than me.
3) i liked an older woman at work. when she got a boyfriend i pretended that i was happy for her. but i was dying inside.
4) i get so bored at parties that i end up thinking about sex.
5) i have a problem talking with women and deliberately avoid talking to them because i am shy.

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I'm going to pick up the batten on this as I could relate it
1) I don't know why your fearful of successful people, success is measured in so many ways not financially, I guarantee you are successful you just have to see it, putting on your shoes and tying your lace is a success, people my be fearful of you and look up to you, they are not going to tell you.
2) don't focus on success who cares just be yourself, that's how you get respect.
3) just ask her what have you got to loose, she could only say no you might be surprised.
4) come on we all think about sex especially at parties
5) this is just confidence, what you have to remember, I know so many confident girls on the outside are actually shy on the inside, tell them your shy, great tactic
Anyway good luck my friend

Something about watching these grown men slap each other in the face is therapeutic to me

CenotaphGirl said:

Something about watching these grown men slap each other in the face is therapeutic to me

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Hahaha are you talking about the slap contests? How do they train for that I wonder. It reminds me of little boys frogging and slapping each other on the playground at recess. Have you ever slapped someone so hard your hand went numb and throbbed simultaneously with the stinging and tingles?

Claudia1794 said:

Hahaha are you talking about the slap contests? How do they train for that I wonder. It reminds me of little boys frogging and slapping each other on the playground at recess. Have you ever slapped someone so hard your hand went numb and throbbed simultaneously with the stinging and tingles?

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Yeah power slap my new addiction! Idk how men do it, slap each other so hard and feel no remorse

I’ve never really slapped anyone have you Claudia ?

CenotaphGirl said:

Yeah power slap my new addiction! Idk how men do it, slap each other so hard and feel no remorse

I’ve never really slapped anyone have you Claudia ?

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Yes but for different reasons. Next man that slaps you I strongly suggest you kick him in the nuts then knee him in the face while he is holding himself once he grabs his nose kick him over and slap the honeysuckle out of him at least once before you get away from him. That is therapeutic.

My sole purpose at work yesterday was to make myself a burrito. Everything else I did was just a bonus

Abstamyous said:

My sole purpose at work yesterday was to make myself a burrito. Everything else I did was just a bonus

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That's my comfort food!
Not what I opened this thread for but I'mma roll with it because this is awesome.

NoxApex(N/A) said:

That's my comfort food!
Not what I opened this thread for but I'mma roll with it because this is awesome.

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Now we are all gonna want to know what you really came here for!

Forgive me father, for I have sinned...
What? Name it.
When? ....nit within the last 30 minutes or so.

I think that covers everything.