For me religion is a personal experience rather than a group activity. I don't want to say too much because any discussion about organised religion tends to only go one way and I'm actually quite enjoying my evening. :)
I'd be interested in any links, your positivity and humour is one of the best things about this place.
I used to give free yoga & meditation lessons for ex military, in particular those effected by PTSD, I'd love to get back to it but still need to do a load of work on myself first.
Did it not occur to you to politely point out she had missed you out?
Shouting like a grown man baby in a packed movie theatre because you haven't gotten ( your legally entitled to!?! ) free ice cream strikes me as a wee bit absurd.