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You have a lovely name. I like writing by hand as it's more personal. I don't like computers. I don't like the world. I'm really not going to track anyone down to their home address and horribly disfigure them; not unless their letters continually irk me with spelling mistakes and poor...

Really!? D'ya think!?

Perhaps I'm too forward with women? Do I come on too strong? Perhaps I should wait until the second date before telling them my penis is small and ineffective? Perhaps I should stop telling them that my best friend is Harvey Weinstein? I just don't know anymore.

Well this is a waste of time no doubt but I am looking for a lady between the ages of 25 and 38. Interested in: Philosophy Sports Literature Music Film Art Psychology Criminology Comedy Gothic culture Kinky sex in awkward positions Stuffing her face with burgers Etc. Please if you're out...

I like your name Mister Lonely. It's very imaginative. How long did it take you to conjure it up and what was your inspiration?

I find that a perfectly executed wank is just as satisfactory as a relationship with a female.

Are you a Britney Spears fan? Perhaps you could try a Britney Spears forum. Just kidding. Hilarious, I know. You will one day grow to love loneliness as your true soulmate. That's what happened to me. Chin up champion.

Heroin is apparently very addictive. Then there's prescription drugs, especially painkillers. Alcohol. Gambling. Many serial killers will be tell you that's it's hard to stop blood-letting too. Your options are limitless. But you have got to make me happen! No use feeling sorry for yourself. Get...

Hello, My penis is small and ineffective and I quite simply have to let this burden off my chest. My question is this: will women still like a guy with a small and ineffective penis or will I be alone forever and ever until the second coming? Indeed, will Jesus like a guy with a small and...

I just want to say that I didn't mean to offend anyone in this thread. I just got annoyed with people giving unwanted advice and making small chat about movies in a thread that I started in order to find a friend to help ease the loneliness of my existence. I expected people on alonelylife.com...

So changing the thread by removing the replies 'won't change anything'. It's not an absurd request at all because this thread after the first post comprises of two pages of off-topic drivel. I pity anyone who takes the time to read it. But whatever, have it your way. I've lost interest in the...

How utterly absurd. I would kindly ask a moderator to remove all replies to this thread and leave only my original post, if possible. It would be appreciated, thank you.

I am not asking for private info, merely a short description and location as in country. Obviously I don't want to be sending letters to some one who lives in the amazon rain forest as they aren't likely to receive them; the rain forest's postal service isn't of the required standard or so I...

Hello, I have felt out of place for much of my life, largely in part due to what I perceive as a superior intellect to the people who surround me. I hope that doesn't sound too conceited; cause believe me, it's not; I am no Stephen Hawking, it's just that most of the people I meet are of the...