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I will not submit.

Yes. Although I would be mindful of the strange looks they give me occasionally, almost hinting at an intellect that doesn't belong in a cat or indeed anything in this world. I would feel uneasy with every new home I found and drink heavily as the stories of the unnatural deaths reached me. You...

Yes. I've done that once. It was unpleasant. You are walking down a street when you encounter an elderly woman throwing bags full of cats at people from an elevated position. Its awful and noones quite sure what to do but everyone agrees she needs to be stopped. The only catch is that shes...

No. Society might start to. It turns out the schizophrenic who gave you medical advice to punch a baby in the face was not only not a doctor but also the babies father. He is now demanding an out of court settlement to prevent him pressing charges. Do you pay it?

No. Its alot harder to transport a body that way. If the only way to save a babies life was to punch it in the face, would you do so?

And on that farm was an Adam. And with an Ad Ad here and an Ad Ad there. Here an Ad, there an Ad, everywhere an Ad Ad. Old McAdam had an Adam. E-I-E-I-Adam... WE ARE COMING FOR YOU ADAM.

Best case scenario on most dating sites is that you meet someone real but they're a ******* fruit loop. The only women who have their honeysuckle together on those sorts of sites are those looking for perfection and unfortunately for most men; they're not me. (Kidding.)

You're focusing a lot on what you didn't say, what exactly did you say?

Anything that is currently beyond our powers of explanation is indistinguishable from magic, ergo magic is simply the unexplained. This answer to this question is no, do you agree?

So how bout this weather we're having, huh?

You could just not tell people you're doing that. Like, what did you think she was going to do dude? High five you? Do you know what your childhood friend was? Jealous. Because she would just love to be sipping wine with her friends dishing the gossip about how she has a new toy boy. Well she...

It was all just a dream, an illusion of being something more than atoms interacting with other atoms. But despair, rejoice and realize; you will dream it again and again.

They revel for the same reason you pray. Opiate, literal and metaphorical, with diminishing returns.

Not guilty, I hope. I mean, I do get pretty loud when I'm drunk, playing games and watching movies but this place is detached and has abit of sound proofing. Otherwise my neighbors would know think I'm a psychopath who heckles the TV alot. Have you ever manipulated someone into doing something...

They sent pictures of a broken phone to you? So his story so far; his phone was visibly broken but he only figured out it was too broken to use to video call you at the last minute. Before that point he just had no idea, he hadn't tested it at all. But its ok because once he realized he took the...

No, I have prosopagnosia. In "Sophie's Choice" do you think Sophie made the right choice? Remember, this is a yes or no question.

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Oh you know it. ;) Now, don't look out of your window, but do you ever get the sensation you're being watched by someone just outside of your eyeline?

Alright, heres what I understand from what you've typed; - If you're not running it then you're not comfortable at social events, you feel invisible at them. - You like action games and stories. Loud, flashy, simple, a little sexy. - You have designs for a video game but no clue how to execute...