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Luna
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There are many things in life that I consider to "suck".
(Please refrain from YOUR MOM jokes...no, she wouldn't touch you with a 10-foot pole...but if you did have a 10-foot pole, then maybe we could tal...okay now.)
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Anyway, back to sucking.
Here are just a few of the many things that I consider to suck in life:
Now, sucking more than mosquitoes, filter queens and math is quite an accomplishment.
However, much to my experience, I find that this tops all of the things that suck in life:
Humans...they ask for so much.
Why I bother - I don't know.
Why I care - I don't know.
Either way, the world is a much better place seeing as how I'm not a monster otherwise I would devour everyone and have a real good time doing so.
Mmm...could use a bit more salt.
(Please refrain from YOUR MOM jokes...no, she wouldn't touch you with a 10-foot pole...but if you did have a 10-foot pole, then maybe we could tal...okay now.)
...
Anyway, back to sucking.
Here are just a few of the many things that I consider to suck in life:
Now, sucking more than mosquitoes, filter queens and math is quite an accomplishment.
However, much to my experience, I find that this tops all of the things that suck in life:
Humans...they ask for so much.
Why I bother - I don't know.
Why I care - I don't know.
Either way, the world is a much better place seeing as how I'm not a monster otherwise I would devour everyone and have a real good time doing so.
Mmm...could use a bit more salt.