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There are many things in life that I consider to "suck".
(Please refrain from YOUR MOM jokes...no, she wouldn't touch you with a 10-foot pole...but if you did have a 10-foot pole, then maybe we could tal...okay now.)

...

Anyway, back to sucking.

Here are just a few of the many things that I consider to suck in life:

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Now, sucking more than mosquitoes, filter queens and math is quite an accomplishment.

However, much to my experience, I find that this tops all of the things that suck in life:

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Humans...they ask for so much.
Why I bother - I don't know.
Why I care - I don't know.

Either way, the world is a much better place seeing as how I'm not a monster otherwise I would devour everyone and have a real good time doing so.

Mmm...could use a bit more salt.
 
Oh and to also note...

Steve, because you sound like a BigHairyDude, I'd also have to wax the honeysuckle out of you.
I have my very own wax warmer, a shitload of little tubs of wax in my closet, strips and waxing sticks.

Good times my friend, good times. :D
 
Luna said:
Oh and to also note...

Steve, because you sound like a BigHairyDude, I'd also have to wax the honeysuckle out of you.
I have my very own wax warmer, a shitload of little tubs of wax in my closet, strips and waxing sticks.

Good times my friend, good times. :D

Stay away from my legs please :p
 
lol XD luna, this whole thread is made of win.
(and sucking.)


BUT MOSTLY WIN XD
 
dead said:
lol XD luna, this whole thread is made of win.
(and sucking.)


BUT MOSTLY WIN XD

Agreed. :D

dead said:
lol XD luna, this whole thread is made of win.
(and sucking.)


BUT MOSTLY WIN XD

*snorts* haha!

I agree :) WIN!
 
Luna said:
Steve, because you sound like a BigHairyDude, I'd also have to wax the honeysuckle out of you.
I have my very own wax warmer, a shitload of little tubs of wax in my closet, strips and waxing sticks.

You better come slather some of that hot wax on my face, baby.

Oh yeaaaaahhhhh... ^_^
 
In the spirit of the OP:

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Sorry it has been so long since you received my last transmission,
meanwhile I've studied them - learned about their strange condition.
Now I think I understand why they live in such confusion,
sadly they'll never change - I have come to this conclusion....

Planet Earth is great to visit - It's great to visit
(but you wouldn't want to live there.)

I am the mariner who navigates seas celestial,
astronaut ambassador sent to foreign shores terrestrial.
Now with hindsight I admit I don't admire the humans' lot,
frail bodies - fragile, ill equipped, their lives are hard (but they are not).

Planet Earth is great to visit - It's great to visit
(but you wouldn't want to live there.)

And when you know the ways of men
then you can only pity them,
every day a raging storm -
castaway in a carbon based life form.

I've wandered far (I've wondered hard) and have one source of comfort only -
when I share my thoughts with you mortality is not so lonely.
Countless starts between us - myriad the things I miss,
I say farewell and think of home, the static drowns my parting kiss.

Planet Earth is great to visit - It's great to visit
(but you wouldn't want to live there.)

And as your signal slowly wanes -
the fears return (my growing pains),
here it is for what it's worth -
yet another postcard from planet Earth.

Now with hindsight I admit I don't admire the humans' lot,
frial bodies - ill equipped, their lives are hard (but they are not).

Planet Earth is great to visit - It's great to visit
(but you wouldn't want to live there.)

And when you know the ways of men
then you can only pity them,
every day a raging storm -
castaway in a carbon based life form.

Planet Earth is great to visit - It's great to visit
(but you wouldn't want to live there.)
 
You are THE best, Luna.

If I could find one day person even as little close... to who you are (nobody can replace you, that's obvious), I will be happiest person EVER :)

KW
 
everything has a good side and a bad side, humans are no different - while the bad side of humans can be so effin' terrible, the good side is great too

its worth it.
 
Badjedidude said:
Luna said:
Steve, because you sound like a BigHairyDude, I'd also have to wax the honeysuckle out of you.
I have my very own wax warmer, a shitload of little tubs of wax in my closet, strips and waxing sticks.

You better come slather some of that hot wax on my face, baby.

Oh yeaaaaahhhhh... ^_^

O_O I'm scared for BJD. :p
 
sometimes when I refer to people, I call them humans. Or when someone does something stupid or disrespectful, I always say "how human of you." I once even said mortals..I'm definitely not normal. And people tell me that too, they always ask me what my mom thought of me.. I hate my mom o.o
 

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