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Luna
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I can't believe it's 2:15pm, Saturday, and I have not even combed my hair yet. I look like honeysuckle and should probably shower soon. My only saving grace is that I don't smell like honeysuckle, for now, anyway.
Due to extreme social retardation and my lack of faith in myself and my fellow people; I have decided to learn to embrace a life of celibacy.
I spent the past hour or so searching up articles and websites that could possibly help me take part in this lifestyle change.
Here's one of the articles that I pulled up:
No worries about having to participate in activities with people, since they're all too caught up in their lives to have me included.
Books, movies...I hate romance to begin with, so that should be fairly straight-forward. I think it would make me orgasm if I could go to my local Chapters and destroy the shelves upon shelves of romance novels there.
Oh, and it would be multiple - not *just* one.
That's how much I hate romance.
SEE HOW PASSIONATE I AM.
I already have this figured out.
I alternate between the following methods of coping, or even at times a combination of them all:
1. Cry.
2. Go online, make a thread or post about how everything sucks, have people say "Oh...I understand/ You're not alone/ Chin up! ", then feel better. After going offline, sulk in the darkness of my room, turn some angry music on, and fall asleep.
3. Get some ice cream, feel better while eating it, and after I'm done; the realization I've consumed approximately 1000+ honeysuckle calories leaves me to feel worse.
I can draw stick people.
ALL = A Lonely Luna
*tear-tear*
Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
Due to extreme social retardation and my lack of faith in myself and my fellow people; I have decided to learn to embrace a life of celibacy.
I spent the past hour or so searching up articles and websites that could possibly help me take part in this lifestyle change.
Here's one of the articles that I pulled up:
How to Live a Life of Celibacy
By an eHow Contributor
Choosing a life of celibacy is almost always a means of moving closer to God, in whatever form the individual believes. While the personal choice to become or remain celibate for a lifetime is a difficult one, there are a few ways to help you through difficult times and ensure that celibacy remains a healthy choice. Read on to learn how to live a life of celibacy.
1. Find a mentor who either is celibate or has practiced periods of celibacy who can help you to vocalize and clarify your thoughts and feeling. This same person can be great support once you make your decision to live a life of celibacy, and can offer guidance when things become difficult.
2. Protect your celibacy by avoiding temptation. Do not participate in activities with people with whom you share a sexual attraction, read books or watch movies that might have sexual content or put yourself in any other situations that may incite sexual excitement. Do not be afraid to speak up and say "No" to an activity, even if others will not understand, as it will require strong will and confidence to maintain celibacy.
No worries about having to participate in activities with people, since they're all too caught up in their lives to have me included.
Books, movies...I hate romance to begin with, so that should be fairly straight-forward. I think it would make me orgasm if I could go to my local Chapters and destroy the shelves upon shelves of romance novels there.
Oh, and it would be multiple - not *just* one.
That's how much I hate romance.
SEE HOW PASSIONATE I AM.
3. Have a backup plan for moments when temptation becomes difficult. Develop a personal mantra, practice meditation or deep breathing, call your mentor, pray or exercise. Whatever you choose, a backup plan is extremely important so that you can calm your mind and body in difficult moments.
I already have this figured out.
I alternate between the following methods of coping, or even at times a combination of them all:
1. Cry.
2. Go online, make a thread or post about how everything sucks, have people say "Oh...I understand/ You're not alone/ Chin up! ", then feel better. After going offline, sulk in the darkness of my room, turn some angry music on, and fall asleep.
3. Get some ice cream, feel better while eating it, and after I'm done; the realization I've consumed approximately 1000+ honeysuckle calories leaves me to feel worse.
4. Become involved in activities which you can be passionate about. Whether you practice yoga, play a musical instrument, create works of art, study religion or work within the community, having drive and focus in an activity that has nothing to do with sex will help to distract your mind and keep you satisfied in other ways.
I can draw stick people.
5. Keep a daily journal of your thought, emotions, triumphs and difficulties. A journal helps you to track your progress and remain strong each and every day.
ALL = A Lonely Luna
*tear-tear*
Any advice would be greatly appreciated.