Grant A Wish Game

**The rabbit has given you the absolute power of a genie!**

Now grant people's wishes!

So pretty much the game goes like this. Someone makes a wish and you grant it in an unexpected way.
For instance:

Person A said:

I wish for fish

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Person B said:

You get a shark. And it eats you.

I wish for a giant pumpkin.

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Your wish could be as silly as you want it to be :3

I'll start us off. I wish I had a friend.

You get a fiend. A friendly fiend.

I wish i had a car.

You get all the car parts in a box marked "Some Assembly Required"!

I wish I had superpowers.

you get a red cape that gives you super powers


i wish i can go back time..

you get a Flux Capacitor model kit.


i wish a tiger, and peter murphy would magically appear in my bedroom. Except peter is 35 again, and he fancies me. There is a soundtrack accompanying his every move, and when he sneezes many bells jingle. The tiger must be very friendly with the kittehs, and he also must be able to predict stock market trends. While Peter and I are busy the tiger will do my online banking, and make me a few million on etrade.com




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You get it but realize it was just a dream when you wake up to find the dog sitting on your head.

I wish for some popcorn.

You get a jar of popping corn, but you have no air popper.

I wish for a big bag full of money.

You get forty billion yen. But you are banned from entering Japan or changing money.

I wish for a turtle.

You get a turtle. But the turtle eats your soup!

I wish fer... eh...
I wish fer a yarn o' ball.

<3

You get a ball of thread.


I wish for a female friend.

You get a female friend, but she has a penis and a beard.

I wish for a chocolate doughnut.

You get a doughnut, but it's diabetic chocolate.


I wish for Joshua Radin.

He and a lady friend show up at your doorstep.

I wish for a new cybergoth suit.

you get the suit, but its full of spiders....

I wish for someone special to notice me....

They notice you through a newspaper article reporting on your sentencing to prison.


I wish for a book.

Holy honeysuckle Minus XD
You get a 20-page book titled Accounting For Dummies.

I wish for a box of cake mix.

You get cake mix, with rabbit poop randomly mixed in.

I wish for socks.

You get nine different types of socks, none of which is paired.


I wish for a house.

you get a house but its small and you have to share it with tons of strangers

i wish for a music to listen to

You get an opera. A fifteen hour opera.


I wish for something to keep me warm.