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I once knew someone who put a live bobcat in a suitcase and left it by the side of the road, and hid behind a tree.
5 minutes later...................................................................
 
Ah, another xkcd reader.

I have a funny story that happened this morning. For reference, I'm an officer in the military, and my squadron does a Tae Kwon Do workout once a month for PT. Just basic kicks and punches, no sparring or anything, but if you show up late, you have to do 10 pushups for each minute you're late.

Anyway, after the workout, I'm walking into the gym (the workout was in a building on the other side of base), and I see a fellow officer from my squadron about to leave. So I ask her why she wasn't at PT, and she says she didn't know where this morning's session was held at. Since she's relatively new to the squadron, I decided to have a little fun :cool:

Me: So since you weren't at TKD with us, that means you owe us pushups.
Her: Huh?
Me: Yep. Since you didn't show up, and we worked out for 67 minutes, that's...hm, carry the one...670 pushups you owe us.
Her: *eyes the size of dinner plates and face pales to two shades above bone white*
Me: *realizes she thinks I'm serious* Kidding! I was kidding!
Her: :club: *swats me with her cap*
 
Sorry, I'm fresh out of funny just now.
But I'll come to this thread the next time I have something funny to share.
 
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Edit: I know, I so bad, I edit. I'm posting the image, not the link. :/

Me too, I should post more. :D But I'll try not to post anything TOO /b/ish. XD
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I need more generally funny bits... And I always come off like a pervert! XD
 
Can't go wrong with a daily dose of humorous webcomics and 'Not Always Right'.
 
I may get reported for posting a girly magazine but i will give it a try.

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