SkuzzieMuff
Well-known member
We've started a new trend everybody, and I'm calling it Xatlibs, where we find madlibs type games online, and play it chat with everyone! I had for some strange reason thought of Madlibs in chat today, and managed to find some online, and so it began.
As we play, we can post them here for everyone else to read if they miss the game, or we can get more people interested in playing! The more, the merrier!
I'll start off with the first ones, that turned out okay, but there will be better ones posted soon! Enjoy!
And here's where it started I have the added words in bold letters (if it wasn't obvious enough):
Safety Booklet
This safety booklet provides some pointers for operating your new Foot safely.
Always remember to wear your penises so that your eyes are protected.
Never leave your Foot unattended. It may stimulate.
If you are using your Foot in an enclosed area, open the ninjas to allow minty air into the room.
Do not put your Foot under water. This can damage the sweaty parts of the Foot.
Do not expose your Foot to too much sunlight. Too much sunlight can cause the surface of the Foot to slap and insert.
Always use caution when thrusting with the Foot.
Never use the Foot near an open flame. It could easily clap and cause much damage.
If you are going to use the Foot during the fall, make sure to wear sticky panties.
Things That Drive Me Bonkers
I just hate it when…
Mom serves weiners for dinner.
My pet badger chews my nipple.
sensei gets mad at the class for being erotic.
My best friend Buddy decides to hump with somebody else.
I get wanked for something I didn't do.
Dad makes me wear dongs to school.
My favorite TV show “Sledge Hammer” gets canceled because the station has to broadcast a news conference.
People milking into my bedroom without knocking.
What Are Friends For?
Last night, as I sat in the Dungeon eating cherries and watching ***** Hunter, the telephone rang. When I picked it up, I heard a
stroking sound. It was my slippery friend Pimp. He told me that he couldn't solve the 69 problems that Grand Master had assigned for homework.
I'm pretty drunk in math, so it took me only 2.92485748057 minutes to figure out the answers. “These problems are easy!” I told him. “Use your crack.”
“It's broken!” he said. “I think my sloth gutted over it.”
“Then you'll just have to use your fingers!” I suggested vigorously.
“SHITBALLS!! You're a big help! The next time I need advice, I'll call Michael Jackson,” he shouted.
I don't know why Pimp was so mad. Did he want me to give him the answers?
Lessons Aesop Never Taught
And the moral of the story is…
Two junk don't make a finger.
Never juice with wombats.
slither while you're ahead.
One erect worm deserves another.
A robust boob spoils the whole barrel.
The early kangaroo catches the kibbles.
Slow and steady wins the bit.
A taco a day keeps Steve Irwin away.
Emus of a feather pork together.
You can bring a dragon to water, but you can't make it squeeze.
Love Letter
Dear Minty,
You are extremly dead and I toss you! I want kiss your dickhole 666 times. You make my slut burn with desire.
When I first saw you, I hastily stared at you and fell in love. Will you seduce out with me?
Don`t let your parents discourage you, Indians are just jealous.
Yours forever, Vanilla
As we play, we can post them here for everyone else to read if they miss the game, or we can get more people interested in playing! The more, the merrier!
I'll start off with the first ones, that turned out okay, but there will be better ones posted soon! Enjoy!
And here's where it started I have the added words in bold letters (if it wasn't obvious enough):
Safety Booklet
This safety booklet provides some pointers for operating your new Foot safely.
Always remember to wear your penises so that your eyes are protected.
Never leave your Foot unattended. It may stimulate.
If you are using your Foot in an enclosed area, open the ninjas to allow minty air into the room.
Do not put your Foot under water. This can damage the sweaty parts of the Foot.
Do not expose your Foot to too much sunlight. Too much sunlight can cause the surface of the Foot to slap and insert.
Always use caution when thrusting with the Foot.
Never use the Foot near an open flame. It could easily clap and cause much damage.
If you are going to use the Foot during the fall, make sure to wear sticky panties.
Things That Drive Me Bonkers
I just hate it when…
Mom serves weiners for dinner.
My pet badger chews my nipple.
sensei gets mad at the class for being erotic.
My best friend Buddy decides to hump with somebody else.
I get wanked for something I didn't do.
Dad makes me wear dongs to school.
My favorite TV show “Sledge Hammer” gets canceled because the station has to broadcast a news conference.
People milking into my bedroom without knocking.
What Are Friends For?
Last night, as I sat in the Dungeon eating cherries and watching ***** Hunter, the telephone rang. When I picked it up, I heard a
stroking sound. It was my slippery friend Pimp. He told me that he couldn't solve the 69 problems that Grand Master had assigned for homework.I'm pretty drunk in math, so it took me only 2.92485748057 minutes to figure out the answers. “These problems are easy!” I told him. “Use your crack.”
“It's broken!” he said. “I think my sloth gutted over it.”
“Then you'll just have to use your fingers!” I suggested vigorously.
“SHITBALLS!! You're a big help! The next time I need advice, I'll call Michael Jackson,” he shouted.
I don't know why Pimp was so mad. Did he want me to give him the answers?
Lessons Aesop Never Taught
And the moral of the story is…
Two junk don't make a
finger.Never juice with wombats.
slither while you're ahead.
One erect worm deserves another.
A robust boob spoils the whole barrel.
The early kangaroo catches the kibbles.
Slow and steady wins the bit.
A taco a day keeps Steve Irwin away.
Emus of a feather pork together.
You can bring a
dragon to water, but you can't make it squeeze.Love Letter
Dear Minty,
You are extremly dead and I toss you! I want kiss your dickhole 666 times. You make my slut burn with desire.
When I first saw you, I hastily stared at you and fell in love. Will you seduce out with me?
Don`t let your parents discourage you, Indians are just jealous.
Yours forever, Vanilla
