Angelight
Active member
It's times like this that I could indeed use a good laugh. I'm willing to share my stories of utter stupidity for other's to laugh at if someone else here would be willing to share theirs. I will share my story here, and I hope to maybe hear a story that's better than this one. Here goes...
Okay, so one of my favorite hobbies is to collect blades. I love collecting them, steel, wood, anything. As long as they look cool, I get it. So recently one of my good friends, Cody who is also a blade collector, got a pair of stainless steel longswords. He also noted that he had a small garden of gourds in his backyard. Now as for me, I'm not much of a sword person, which is why I was very glad that not long ago I got a very nice carbon steel battleaxe. Now what we realize, but really don't care about, is that these things are for show and not for use. We could care less. We got the gourds lined up in a nice row and began our massacre. It was fun, so much fun, till I had an accident. I thought it'd be cool to toss a gourd up in the air and try to cleave it in half with my axe in midair. I regretted that, because as soon as I began my thrust and the moment I hit maximum speed, the blade flew off of the handle and turned into a razor sharp boomerang. It zoomed into a post on my porch and embedded itself into it and the first thing that entered my mind was: "Oh hell...this ain't good..." and Cody looked like he needed a change of pants. It took both of us to pull the blade out of the pole but afterwards, we glued the blade back on and called it a day. I can clearly see now why these are meant for show and not use because all it takes is a moron with a battleaxe to cleave someone's head off by accident.
Well, that's my story of utter idiocy. I hope at least someone got a laugh out of this rather interesting story. Hope to see some other good stories on here as well. Till next time!
*Note:No blade-wielding retards were harmed during this story. Cody DID however need a change of pants.*
Okay, so one of my favorite hobbies is to collect blades. I love collecting them, steel, wood, anything. As long as they look cool, I get it. So recently one of my good friends, Cody who is also a blade collector, got a pair of stainless steel longswords. He also noted that he had a small garden of gourds in his backyard. Now as for me, I'm not much of a sword person, which is why I was very glad that not long ago I got a very nice carbon steel battleaxe. Now what we realize, but really don't care about, is that these things are for show and not for use. We could care less. We got the gourds lined up in a nice row and began our massacre. It was fun, so much fun, till I had an accident. I thought it'd be cool to toss a gourd up in the air and try to cleave it in half with my axe in midair. I regretted that, because as soon as I began my thrust and the moment I hit maximum speed, the blade flew off of the handle and turned into a razor sharp boomerang. It zoomed into a post on my porch and embedded itself into it and the first thing that entered my mind was: "Oh hell...this ain't good..." and Cody looked like he needed a change of pants. It took both of us to pull the blade out of the pole but afterwards, we glued the blade back on and called it a day. I can clearly see now why these are meant for show and not use because all it takes is a moron with a battleaxe to cleave someone's head off by accident.
Well, that's my story of utter idiocy. I hope at least someone got a laugh out of this rather interesting story. Hope to see some other good stories on here as well. Till next time!
*Note:No blade-wielding retards were harmed during this story. Cody DID however need a change of pants.*