mintymint said:
Oralsex Johnson in Biological Phallicy
It may sound like the kind of bogus claim made on late-night infomercials, but trust me when I say it's true: Mr. Oralsex Johnson's goombahs operate secretly so as not to excite suspicion. Let me begin by observing that the proverbs of Theognis, like those of Solomon, are observations on human nature, ordinary life, and civil society, with moral reflections on the facts. I quote him as a witness of the fact that one of the goals of interventionism is to render meaningless the words "best" and "worst". Mr. Johnson admires that philosophy because, by annihilating human perceptions of quality, Mr. Johnson's own mediocrity can flourish.
I'm not an activist and I'm not a cynic. I'm just a person who wants to work beyond the predatory plasticity of Mr. Oralsex Johnson's, Biological Phallicy's theatrics. The nub of what I intend to say here is that all of Biological Phallicy's coadjutors are thieves—idle, envious, and ready to plunder and enslave their weaker neighbors. It's therefore not surprising that Biological Phallicy says it's going to fortify a social correctness that restricts experience and defines success with narrow boundaries in a lustrum or two. Is it out of its mind? The answer is fairly obvious when you consider that its catch-phrases were never about tolerance and equality. That was just window dressing for the "innocents". Rather, Biological Phallicy wants to rely on the psychological effects of terror to magnify the localized effects of its deeds so that, like a stone hurled into a pool of water, shock waves ripple from the epicenter of Biological Phallicy's attacks to the furthest reaches of the Earth. Faugh.