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Badjedidude

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Alright, so the game is simple. Come up with weird, catchy, kinky, or simply awesome porno names for:

a) movies
b) actors/actresses

That's all there is to it. Feel free to list as many as you like, and be sure to come back and add more if you think them up! I'll start off with mine:

(actor) Silverlips Mackenroy
(actor) Toothpaste Jackhammer
 
Oralsex Johnson in Biological Phallicy
Two Tits Monroe in Starlust Mammaries
 
Ooohh nice! :D

Cal Rippin in Intenstinal Fortitude

Perfect Dicktation starring Beef Flurry
 
i remember when me and a friend of mine tried to come up with alternate porn names for all the harry potter movies. we never came up with alternate names for any characters but for the movies heres what we had so far:

harry potter and the sorcerers stone = harry potter and the sorcerers bone
harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban = harry potter and the prisoner of assbang
harry potter and the order of the phoenix = harry potter and the order of the penis
harry potter and the half blood prince = harry potter and the half black chick
harry potter and the deathly hollows = harry potter and the deathly swallows

never could come up with anything for chamber of secrets or goblet of fire that sounded cool enough. taking suggestions...
 
(no) They should never give two totally awesome women the same name. Even if they spelled it differently. (un)
 
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Vaginas? o_O

Harry Potter and the Goblet of _______. <= insert sex word here. :D
 
Hey that could work for me.

Minus Dick

Oh, never mind.
 
Minus said:
Hey that could work for me.

Minus Dick

Oh, never mind.

There's nothing sexier than a man who can make fun of himself. Oh...and a man who has ggood manners. You have both, so +10.:cool:

lol:D
 
edgecrusher said:
never could come up with anything for chamber of secrets or goblet of fire that sounded cool enough. taking suggestions...

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Midgets?
Harry Potter and the Balls of Fire?

:D idk
 
Just_Some_Dude said:
edgecrusher said:
never could come up with anything for chamber of secrets or goblet of fire that sounded cool enough. taking suggestions...

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Midgets?
Harry Potter and the Balls of Fire?

:D idk

goodness gracious!

BALLS IF FIRE! THATS IT!

we were trying real hard to avoid just adding a random sex word in place of another but balls of fire sounds great.

i dont know about the whole midgets thing though, that just sounds like harry potter now has dwarfs or something, lol.
 
mintymint said:
Oralsex Johnson in Biological Phallicy

It may sound like the kind of bogus claim made on late-night infomercials, but trust me when I say it's true: Mr. Oralsex Johnson's goombahs operate secretly so as not to excite suspicion. Let me begin by observing that the proverbs of Theognis, like those of Solomon, are observations on human nature, ordinary life, and civil society, with moral reflections on the facts. I quote him as a witness of the fact that one of the goals of interventionism is to render meaningless the words "best" and "worst". Mr. Johnson admires that philosophy because, by annihilating human perceptions of quality, Mr. Johnson's own mediocrity can flourish.

I'm not an activist and I'm not a cynic. I'm just a person who wants to work beyond the predatory plasticity of Mr. Oralsex Johnson's, Biological Phallicy's theatrics. The nub of what I intend to say here is that all of Biological Phallicy's coadjutors are thieves—idle, envious, and ready to plunder and enslave their weaker neighbors. It's therefore not surprising that Biological Phallicy says it's going to fortify a social correctness that restricts experience and defines success with narrow boundaries in a lustrum or two. Is it out of its mind? The answer is fairly obvious when you consider that its catch-phrases were never about tolerance and equality. That was just window dressing for the "innocents". Rather, Biological Phallicy wants to rely on the psychological effects of terror to magnify the localized effects of its deeds so that, like a stone hurled into a pool of water, shock waves ripple from the epicenter of Biological Phallicy's attacks to the furthest reaches of the Earth. Faugh.
 
Minus said:
mintymint said:
Oralsex Johnson in Biological Phallicy

It may sound like the kind of bogus claim made on late-night infomercials, but trust me when I say it's true: Mr. Oralsex Johnson's goombahs operate secretly so as not to excite suspicion. Let me begin by observing that the proverbs of Theognis, like those of Solomon, are observations on human nature, ordinary life, and civil society, with moral reflections on the facts. I quote him as a witness of the fact that one of the goals of interventionism is to render meaningless the words "best" and "worst". Mr. Johnson admires that philosophy because, by annihilating human perceptions of quality, Mr. Johnson's own mediocrity can flourish.

I'm not an activist and I'm not a cynic. I'm just a person who wants to work beyond the predatory plasticity of Mr. Oralsex Johnson's, Biological Phallicy's theatrics. The nub of what I intend to say here is that all of Biological Phallicy's coadjutors are thieves—idle, envious, and ready to plunder and enslave their weaker neighbors. It's therefore not surprising that Biological Phallicy says it's going to fortify a social correctness that restricts experience and defines success with narrow boundaries in a lustrum or two. Is it out of its mind? The answer is fairly obvious when you consider that its catch-phrases were never about tolerance and equality. That was just window dressing for the "innocents". Rather, Biological Phallicy wants to rely on the psychological effects of terror to magnify the localized effects of its deeds so that, like a stone hurled into a pool of water, shock waves ripple from the epicenter of Biological Phallicy's attacks to the furthest reaches of the Earth. Faugh.

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The Penislator (Gladiator) in Pussylander (Highlander)
The Lord of the Boobs: The two BooBalls (The Lord of the Rings: the two towers)
 

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