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#31
lol.... here's some more these aren't really inspirational or anything necessarily... I love dumb quotes... they don't always reflect the person saying them... but they're still hilarious.

«I think war is a dangerous place.»
- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)

«I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.»
- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)

«Facts are stupid things.»
- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President

«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate


«What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

«That's just the tip of the ice cube.»
- Neil Hamilton, BBC2

«It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

«I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.»
- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

«I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.»
— Britney Spears

(i didn't know Japan was in Africa Toungue)

«We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.»
- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

«Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.»
- Keppel Enderbery, Former Australian cabinet minister

«Put the 'off' button on.»
- George W. Bush, Associated Press, 14th February 2000

«Food is an important part of a balanced diet.»
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer

(no, not just booze, drugs and cigarettes... its good to get a little food in there too Toungue)

«We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?»
- Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation

«For NASA, space is still a high priority.»
- Dan Quayle

«He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.»
- Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer

«If only faces could talk...»
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl

(hahahahaha)

«I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.»
— Jessica Simpson

(everythings bigger in texas?)

«Will the highways on the internet become more few?»
- George W Bush, Concord, New Hampshire, (29th January 2000)

(I love Bush quotes... nearly every word he utters is another comical quote)

«We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

«They misunderestimated me.»
- George W Bush, Bentonville, Ark., (Nov. 6, 2000)
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«Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.»
- George W Bush, Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000

«I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.»
- George Bush

«My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.»
- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.
(hahahahaha... it almost seems unfair to pick on jocks though)

«And now the sequence of events in no particular order.»
- Dan Rather, television news anchor

«The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

«Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.»
- Mariah Carey, pop singer

«I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.»
- Paris Hilton (December 2003)

«It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something.»
- Brooke Shields, Actress, on why it was is good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college



«Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it.»
- Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant

«The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.»
- Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst

«Half this game is ninety percent mental.»
- Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager

«I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.»
- George Rogers, NFL New Orleans Saint RB, when asked about the upcoming season

«I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.»
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

«The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.»
- Dizzy Dean, explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

«I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost.»
- Frank Bruno, Boxer
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#32
"Wanting to be someone you're not is a waste of the person you are."
- Kurt Cobain
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#33
Lost in the Oilfield Wrote:lol.... here's some more these aren't really inspirational or anything necessarily... I love dumb quotes... they don't always reflect the person saying them... but they're still hilarious.

«I think war is a dangerous place.»
- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)

«I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.»
- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)


«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

«What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President


«It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

«I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.»
- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

«I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.»
— Britney Spears

«Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.»
- Keppel Enderbery, Former Australian cabinet minister

«Put the 'off' button on.»
- George W. Bush, Associated Press, 14th February 2000

«Food is an important part of a balanced diet.»
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer

(no, not just booze, drugs and cigarettes... its good to get a little food in there too Toungue)

«He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.»
- Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer

«If only faces could talk...»
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl

(hahahahaha)

«I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.»
— Jessica Simpson

(everythings bigger in texas?)

«Will the highways on the internet become more few?»
- George W Bush, Concord, New Hampshire, (29th January 2000)

(I love Bush quotes... nearly every word he utters is another comical quote)

[Image: a64_bush.jpg]

«Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.»
- George W Bush, Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000

«And now the sequence of events in no particular order.»
- Dan Rather, television news anchor

«The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

«Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.»
- Mariah Carey, pop singer

«I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.»
- Paris Hilton (December 2003)

«It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something.»
- Brooke Shields, Actress, on why it was is good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college

these really cracked me up. Thanks a lot.

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#34
Lol, no problem... I love hunting for qoutes funny or otherwise... Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dan Quayle, and George W. Bush all have great quotes... funny they're all politicians and they all say some of the most ridiculous things. Bush is the best... he sticks his foot in his mouth so often that it almost seems intentional. Toungue

To be apt in quotation is a splendid and dangerous gift. Splendid, because it ornaments a man's speech with other men's jewels; dangerous, for the same reason.
-Robertson Davies

"One of my concerns is that the health care not be as good as it can possibly be." --George W. Bush, on military benefits, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

"Iraq is a very important part of securing the homeland, and it's a very important part of helping change the Middle East into a part of the world that will not serve as a threat to the civilized world, to people like -- or to the developed world, to people like -- in the United States." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

"The solution to Iraq -- an Iraq that can govern itself, sustain itself and defend itself -- is more than a military mission. Precisely the reason why I sent more troops into Baghdad." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

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"I'm a strong proponent of the restoration of the wetlands, for a lot of reasons. There's a practical reason, though, when it comes to hurricanes: The stronger the wetlands, the more likely the damage of the hurricane." --George W. Bush, New Orleans, March 1, 2007

"The best way to defeat the totalitarian of hate is with an ideology of hope -- an ideology of hate -- excuse me --with an ideology of hope." --George W. Bush, Fort Benning, Ga., Jan. 11, 2007

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"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." --George W. Bush, Jan. 3, 2000

"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow." --George W. Bush, Jan. 2000

"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" --George W. Bush, Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000

"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mential losses." --George W. Bush, speaking at a South Carolina oyster roast, Jan. 14, 2000

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." --George W. Bush, Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000

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"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve." --George W. Bush, speaking during "Perseverance Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, New Hampshire, Jan. 28, 2000

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." --George W. Bush, Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000

Lol... well I won't flood more Bushisms in here... here is a great link... you can actually listen to Bush say his funny speeches himself. XD

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/...nukkah.htm

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"I'm the master of low expectations." —George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
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#35
To be is to do - Socrates

To do is to be - Sartre

Do be do be do -sinatra


what it this wasn't a hypothetical question?


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evanescencefan91 Wrote:To be is to do - Socrates

To do is to be - Sartre

Do be do be do -sinatra


what it this wasn't a hypothetical question?

Haha That was great!
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#37
Some of my favorites..

# Once over the hill, you pick up speed.

# Middle age is when the broadness of the mind and the narrowness of the waist change places.

# Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

# Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

# I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

# I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

# If the shoe fits...buy it in every color.

# You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

# They keep saying the right person will come along...I think a truck hit mine!

# "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." --Albert Einstein

# A penny saved is a government overlook.

# Birthdays are like glazed donuts. Sometimes its better not to remember how many you've had.

# Chocolate. Coffee. Men.
Some things are just better rich
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#38
Lost in the Oilfield Wrote:Lol, no problem... I love hunting for qoutes funny or otherwise... Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dan Quayle, and George W. Bush all have great quotes... funny they're all politicians and they all say some of the most ridiculous things. Bush is the best... he sticks his foot in his mouth so often that it almost seems intentional. Toungue

To be apt in quotation is a splendid and dangerous gift. Splendid, because it ornaments a man's speech with other men's jewels; dangerous, for the same reason.
-Robertson Davies

"One of my concerns is that the health care not be as good as it can possibly be." --George W. Bush, on military benefits, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

"Iraq is a very important part of securing the homeland, and it's a very important part of helping change the Middle East into a part of the world that will not serve as a threat to the civilized world, to people like -- or to the developed world, to people like -- in the United States." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

"The solution to Iraq -- an Iraq that can govern itself, sustain itself and defend itself -- is more than a military mission. Precisely the reason why I sent more troops into Baghdad." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

[Image: bush_goofy_small.jpg]

"I'm a strong proponent of the restoration of the wetlands, for a lot of reasons. There's a practical reason, though, when it comes to hurricanes: The stronger the wetlands, the more likely the damage of the hurricane." --George W. Bush, New Orleans, March 1, 2007

"The best way to defeat the totalitarian of hate is with an ideology of hope -- an ideology of hate -- excuse me --with an ideology of hope." --George W. Bush, Fort Benning, Ga., Jan. 11, 2007

[Image: bush_monkey_small.jpg]

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." --George W. Bush, Jan. 3, 2000

"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow." --George W. Bush, Jan. 2000

"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" --George W. Bush, Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000

"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mential losses." --George W. Bush, speaking at a South Carolina oyster roast, Jan. 14, 2000

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." --George W. Bush, Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000

[Image: bushclueless.jpg]

"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve." --George W. Bush, speaking during "Perseverance Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, New Hampshire, Jan. 28, 2000

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." --George W. Bush, Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000

Lol... well I won't flood more Bushisms in here... here is a great link... you can actually listen to Bush say his funny speeches himself. XD

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/...nukkah.htm

[Image: bush_doi_small.jpg][Image: bush_dolt.jpg][Image: bush_nosepick.gif]

"I'm the master of low expectations." —George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003


I laughed until I saw him digging in his nose...oh Lito he's so gross!Rolleyes
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#39
Arianna Wrote:
Lost in the Oilfield Wrote:Lol, no problem... I love hunting for qoutes funny or otherwise... Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dan Quayle, and George W. Bush all have great quotes... funny they're all politicians and they all say some of the most ridiculous things. Bush is the best... he sticks his foot in his mouth so often that it almost seems intentional. Toungue

To be apt in quotation is a splendid and dangerous gift. Splendid, because it ornaments a man's speech with other men's jewels; dangerous, for the same reason.
-Robertson Davies

"One of my concerns is that the health care not be as good as it can possibly be." --George W. Bush, on military benefits, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

"Iraq is a very important part of securing the homeland, and it's a very important part of helping change the Middle East into a part of the world that will not serve as a threat to the civilized world, to people like -- or to the developed world, to people like -- in the United States." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

"The solution to Iraq -- an Iraq that can govern itself, sustain itself and defend itself -- is more than a military mission. Precisely the reason why I sent more troops into Baghdad." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

[Image: bush_goofy_small.jpg]

"I'm a strong proponent of the restoration of the wetlands, for a lot of reasons. There's a practical reason, though, when it comes to hurricanes: The stronger the wetlands, the more likely the damage of the hurricane." --George W. Bush, New Orleans, March 1, 2007

"The best way to defeat the totalitarian of hate is with an ideology of hope -- an ideology of hate -- excuse me --with an ideology of hope." --George W. Bush, Fort Benning, Ga., Jan. 11, 2007

[Image: bush_monkey_small.jpg]

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." --George W. Bush, Jan. 3, 2000

"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow." --George W. Bush, Jan. 2000

"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" --George W. Bush, Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000

"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mential losses." --George W. Bush, speaking at a South Carolina oyster roast, Jan. 14, 2000

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." --George W. Bush, Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000

[Image: bushclueless.jpg]

"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve." --George W. Bush, speaking during "Perseverance Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, New Hampshire, Jan. 28, 2000

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." --George W. Bush, Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000

Lol... well I won't flood more Bushisms in here... here is a great link... you can actually listen to Bush say his funny speeches himself. XD

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/...nukkah.htm

[Image: bush_doi_small.jpg][Image: bush_dolt.jpg][Image: bush_nosepick.gif]

"I'm the master of low expectations." —George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003


I laughed until I saw him digging in his nose...oh Lito he's so gross!Rolleyes

I giggled until I saw that. Then I was ashamed for him to have that out on the internet. It's so unfortunate for him to have been born stupid!
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We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes. - Randy K. Milholland
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