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evanescencefan91 said:
those are really good I'm going to save those

one i like is regret nothing deny everything

it may not be helpful but it makes me smile
Nice, I'm already denying everything, I must be a step ahead of the game,lol
Ekstra said:
"None of us is as dumb as all of us" - Despair,inc.

I love Despair, Inc, they always have funny stuff, heres one of my favorite:


Here are some other quotes that I think are pretty nifty:

Nothing is permanent----Buddha(Gautama Siddharta)

What is to give light must endure burning----Viktor Frankl
 
Every silver lining has a cloud.

In love, the end prevails.

Bounds know no hope.

If it doesn't make you stronger, it'll kill you.

...EDIT...

Whoops... it went over my head that you asked for inspiration quotes. lol. Well, those help to keep me grounded I guess.

I've always liked:

"There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so." - Willy Shakespeare
 
"It's hard to go backwards" - my Dad

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do". - one of my favorite rationalizations (or, actually, once you've used up all the valid reasons NOT to, and you gonna do it anyway).

"It's always something".
 
"how can you face the problem, if the problem is your face"

its just a humor quote that just pop into my mind. =P
 
"If you are telling the truth and no one believes you Is it a lie?"
-My friend wrote that on the ceiling in my room. Words to live by, I swear.
 
"Some things are better when they don't change with time...like our friendship and the great times we share online."
- Someone I don't know lol told me this..
 
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain

Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
- Mark Twain

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-George Santayana

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr.

C (programming language) makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
- Bjarne Stroustrup

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos

Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
- Henry Ford

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
- Edward Abbey

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."
- Thomas Jefferson

If those in charge of our society - politicians, corporate executives, and owners of press and television - can dominate our ideas, they will be secure in their power. They will not need soldiers patrolling the streets. We will control ourselves.
- Howard Zinn

There is nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
-Dilbert

Yup, you're a dumbass.
-Butthead (Beavis and Butthead)

Live long and prosper.
-Spock (Star Trek)

Do or do not... there is no try.
-Yoda (Star Wars)

History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social transition was not the strident clamor of the bad people, but the appalling silence of the good people.
-Martin Luthur king Jr

Just because you're paranoid don't mean they're not after you.
- Kurt Cobain

We have about 50% of the world's wealth, but only 6.3% of its population...In this situation we cannot fail to be the object of envy and resentment...We should cease to talk about vague and unreal objectives such as human rights, the raising of living standards, and democritization. The day is not far off when we are going to have to deal in straight power concepts. The less we are then hampered by idealistic slogans, the better
-George Keenan, Head of the U.S. State Department, Policy Planning Study 23, 1948

Dancing is silent poetry.
- Simonides (556-468bc)

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
- Thomas Henry Huxley

When the enemy advances, We retreat.
When he escapes, We harass.
When he retreats, We pursue.
When he is tired, We attack.
When he burns, We put out the fire.
When he loots, We attack.
When he pursues, We hide.
When he retreats, We return.
-Mao Tse Tung (guerilla warrior)

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
- Plato (427-347 B.C.)

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

It is well this is so terrible, lest we should grow too fond of it.
-Robert E. Lee

It is with words as with sunbeams- the more they are condensed, the deeper they burn.
-Robert Southey

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
- Jimi Hendrix

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
- Alan Kay

Never mistake motion for action.
- Ernest Hemingway

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd."
- William Congreve

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
- Robert Frost

If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton

I would have made a good Pope.
- Richard M. Nixon

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
- Albert Einstein

I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright

Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
- Robert J. Oppenheimer (1904-1967) (citing from the Bhagavad Gita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear explosion)

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
- Xenocrates (396-314 B.C.)

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti

When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD)

Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates (470-399 B.C.)

Respecting your opponents is key to winning any bout. Hold your enemy in contempt, and you may miss the strategy behind his moves.
-Col. David Hackworth

Who is more foolish, the fool, or the one who follows them?
-Obi Wan Kinobe

There is one kind of prison where the man is behind bars, and everything that he desires is outside; and there is another kind where the things are behind bars, and the man is outside.
-Upton Sinclair

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson

Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
- Charlton Heston

Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor

A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
- Paul Valery

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
- Wernher Von Braun

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. But let him not vow to walk in the dark, who has not seen the nightfall.
-J.R.R. Tolkien

How we live is so different from how we ought to live that he who studies what ought to be done rather than what is done will learn the way to his downfall rather than to his preservation.
- Niccolo Machiavelli

A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood.
- General George S. Patton

After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
- Cato the Elder (234-149 BC, AKA Marcus Porcius Cato)

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
- Tom Clancy

Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
- Sun Tzu

Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau

A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
- last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)


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This is funny... it's quotes of famous people speaking of other famous people :)

"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance."
- Plato (427-347 B.C.)

"Plato was a bore."
- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal."
- Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)

"I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy."
- Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)

"Hemingway was a jerk."
- Harold Robbins
 
lol.... here's some more these aren't really inspirational or anything necessarily... I love dumb quotes... they don't always reflect the person saying them... but they're still hilarious.

«I think war is a dangerous place.»
- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)

«I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.»
- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)

«Facts are stupid things.»
- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President

«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate


«What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

«That's just the tip of the ice cube.»
- Neil Hamilton, BBC2

«It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

«I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.»
- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

«I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.»
— Britney Spears

(i didn't know Japan was in Africa :p)

«We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.»
- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

«Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.»
- Keppel Enderbery, Former Australian cabinet minister

«Put the 'off' button on.»
- George W. Bush, Associated Press, 14th February 2000

«Food is an important part of a balanced diet.»
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer

(no, not just booze, drugs and cigarettes... its good to get a little food in there too :p)

«We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?»
- Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation

«For NASA, space is still a high priority.»
- Dan Quayle

«He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.»
- Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer

«If only faces could talk...»
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl

(hahahahaha)

«I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.»
— Jessica Simpson

(everythings bigger in texas?)

«Will the highways on the internet become more few?»
- George W Bush, Concord, New Hampshire, (29th January 2000)

(I love Bush quotes... nearly every word he utters is another comical quote)

«We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

«They misunderestimated me.»
- George W Bush, Bentonville, Ark., (Nov. 6, 2000)
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«Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.»
- George W Bush, Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000

«I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.»
- George Bush

«My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.»
- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.
(hahahahaha... it almost seems unfair to pick on jocks though)

«And now the sequence of events in no particular order.»
- Dan Rather, television news anchor

«The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

«Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.»
- Mariah Carey, pop singer

«I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.»
- Paris Hilton (December 2003)

«It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something.»
- Brooke Shields, Actress, on why it was is good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college



«Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it.»
- Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant

«The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.»
- Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst

«Half this game is ninety percent mental.»
- Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager

«I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.»
- George Rogers, NFL New Orleans Saint RB, when asked about the upcoming season

«I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.»
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

«The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.»
- Dizzy Dean, explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

«I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost.»
- Frank Bruno, Boxer
 
Lost in the Oilfield said:
lol.... here's some more these aren't really inspirational or anything necessarily... I love dumb quotes... they don't always reflect the person saying them... but they're still hilarious.

«I think war is a dangerous place.»
- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)

«I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.»
- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)


«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

«What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President


«It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

«I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.»
- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

«I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.»
— Britney Spears

«Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.»
- Keppel Enderbery, Former Australian cabinet minister

«Put the 'off' button on.»
- George W. Bush, Associated Press, 14th February 2000

«Food is an important part of a balanced diet.»
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer

(no, not just booze, drugs and cigarettes... its good to get a little food in there too :p)

«He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.»
- Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer

«If only faces could talk...»
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl

(hahahahaha)

«I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.»
— Jessica Simpson

(everythings bigger in texas?)

«Will the highways on the internet become more few?»
- George W Bush, Concord, New Hampshire, (29th January 2000)

(I love Bush quotes... nearly every word he utters is another comical quote)

a64_bush.jpg


«Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.»
- George W Bush, Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000

«And now the sequence of events in no particular order.»
- Dan Rather, television news anchor

«The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

«Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.»
- Mariah Carey, pop singer

«I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.»
- Paris Hilton (December 2003)

«It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something.»
- Brooke Shields, Actress, on why it was is good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college

these really cracked me up. Thanks a lot.

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Lol, no problem... I love hunting for qoutes funny or otherwise... Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dan Quayle, and George W. Bush all have great quotes... funny they're all politicians and they all say some of the most ridiculous things. Bush is the best... he sticks his foot in his mouth so often that it almost seems intentional. :p

To be apt in quotation is a splendid and dangerous gift. Splendid, because it ornaments a man's speech with other men's jewels; dangerous, for the same reason.
-Robertson Davies

"One of my concerns is that the health care not be as good as it can possibly be." --George W. Bush, on military benefits, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

"Iraq is a very important part of securing the homeland, and it's a very important part of helping change the Middle East into a part of the world that will not serve as a threat to the civilized world, to people like -- or to the developed world, to people like -- in the United States." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

"The solution to Iraq -- an Iraq that can govern itself, sustain itself and defend itself -- is more than a military mission. Precisely the reason why I sent more troops into Baghdad." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

bush_goofy_small.jpg


"I'm a strong proponent of the restoration of the wetlands, for a lot of reasons. There's a practical reason, though, when it comes to hurricanes: The stronger the wetlands, the more likely the damage of the hurricane." --George W. Bush, New Orleans, March 1, 2007

"The best way to defeat the totalitarian of hate is with an ideology of hope -- an ideology of hate -- excuse me --with an ideology of hope." --George W. Bush, Fort Benning, Ga., Jan. 11, 2007

bush_monkey_small.jpg


"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." --George W. Bush, Jan. 3, 2000

"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow." --George W. Bush, Jan. 2000

"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" --George W. Bush, Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000

"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mential losses." --George W. Bush, speaking at a South Carolina oyster roast, Jan. 14, 2000

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." --George W. Bush, Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000

bushclueless.jpg


"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve." --George W. Bush, speaking during "Perseverance Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, New Hampshire, Jan. 28, 2000

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." --George W. Bush, Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000

Lol... well I won't flood more Bushisms in here... here is a great link... you can actually listen to Bush say his funny speeches himself. XD

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushism-hanukkah.htm

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"I'm the master of low expectations." —George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
 
To be is to do - Socrates

To do is to be - Sartre

Do be do be do -sinatra


what it this wasn't a hypothetical question?
 

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Some of my favorites..

# Once over the hill, you pick up speed.

# Middle age is when the broadness of the mind and the narrowness of the waist change places.

# Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

# Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

# I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

# I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

# If the shoe fits...buy it in every color.

# You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

# They keep saying the right person will come along...I think a truck hit mine!

# "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." --Albert Einstein

# A penny saved is a government overlook.

# Birthdays are like glazed donuts. Sometimes its better not to remember how many you've had.

# Chocolate. Coffee. Men.
Some things are just better rich
 
Lost in the Oilfield said:
Lol, no problem... I love hunting for qoutes funny or otherwise... Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dan Quayle, and George W. Bush all have great quotes... funny they're all politicians and they all say some of the most ridiculous things. Bush is the best... he sticks his foot in his mouth so often that it almost seems intentional. :p

To be apt in quotation is a splendid and dangerous gift. Splendid, because it ornaments a man's speech with other men's jewels; dangerous, for the same reason.
-Robertson Davies

"One of my concerns is that the health care not be as good as it can possibly be." --George W. Bush, on military benefits, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

"Iraq is a very important part of securing the homeland, and it's a very important part of helping change the Middle East into a part of the world that will not serve as a threat to the civilized world, to people like -- or to the developed world, to people like -- in the United States." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

"The solution to Iraq -- an Iraq that can govern itself, sustain itself and defend itself -- is more than a military mission. Precisely the reason why I sent more troops into Baghdad." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

bush_goofy_small.jpg


"I'm a strong proponent of the restoration of the wetlands, for a lot of reasons. There's a practical reason, though, when it comes to hurricanes: The stronger the wetlands, the more likely the damage of the hurricane." --George W. Bush, New Orleans, March 1, 2007

"The best way to defeat the totalitarian of hate is with an ideology of hope -- an ideology of hate -- excuse me --with an ideology of hope." --George W. Bush, Fort Benning, Ga., Jan. 11, 2007

bush_monkey_small.jpg


"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." --George W. Bush, Jan. 3, 2000

"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow." --George W. Bush, Jan. 2000

"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" --George W. Bush, Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000

"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mential losses." --George W. Bush, speaking at a South Carolina oyster roast, Jan. 14, 2000

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." --George W. Bush, Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000

bushclueless.jpg


"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve." --George W. Bush, speaking during "Perseverance Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, New Hampshire, Jan. 28, 2000

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." --George W. Bush, Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000

Lol... well I won't flood more Bushisms in here... here is a great link... you can actually listen to Bush say his funny speeches himself. XD

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushism-hanukkah.htm

bush_doi_small.jpg
bush_dolt.jpg
bush_nosepick.gif


"I'm the master of low expectations." —George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003


I laughed until I saw him digging in his nose...oh Lito he's so gross!:rolleyes:
 
Arianna said:
Lost in the Oilfield said:
Lol, no problem... I love hunting for qoutes funny or otherwise... Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dan Quayle, and George W. Bush all have great quotes... funny they're all politicians and they all say some of the most ridiculous things. Bush is the best... he sticks his foot in his mouth so often that it almost seems intentional. :p

To be apt in quotation is a splendid and dangerous gift. Splendid, because it ornaments a man's speech with other men's jewels; dangerous, for the same reason.
-Robertson Davies

"One of my concerns is that the health care not be as good as it can possibly be." --George W. Bush, on military benefits, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

"Iraq is a very important part of securing the homeland, and it's a very important part of helping change the Middle East into a part of the world that will not serve as a threat to the civilized world, to people like -- or to the developed world, to people like -- in the United States." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

"The solution to Iraq -- an Iraq that can govern itself, sustain itself and defend itself -- is more than a military mission. Precisely the reason why I sent more troops into Baghdad." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

bush_goofy_small.jpg


"I'm a strong proponent of the restoration of the wetlands, for a lot of reasons. There's a practical reason, though, when it comes to hurricanes: The stronger the wetlands, the more likely the damage of the hurricane." --George W. Bush, New Orleans, March 1, 2007

"The best way to defeat the totalitarian of hate is with an ideology of hope -- an ideology of hate -- excuse me --with an ideology of hope." --George W. Bush, Fort Benning, Ga., Jan. 11, 2007

bush_monkey_small.jpg


"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." --George W. Bush, Jan. 3, 2000

"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow." --George W. Bush, Jan. 2000

"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" --George W. Bush, Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000

"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mential losses." --George W. Bush, speaking at a South Carolina oyster roast, Jan. 14, 2000

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." --George W. Bush, Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000

bushclueless.jpg


"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve." --George W. Bush, speaking during "Perseverance Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, New Hampshire, Jan. 28, 2000

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." --George W. Bush, Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000

Lol... well I won't flood more Bushisms in here... here is a great link... you can actually listen to Bush say his funny speeches himself. XD

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushism-hanukkah.htm

bush_doi_small.jpg
bush_dolt.jpg
bush_nosepick.gif


"I'm the master of low expectations." —George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003


I laughed until I saw him digging in his nose...oh Lito he's so gross!:rolleyes:

I giggled until I saw that. Then I was ashamed for him to have that out on the internet. It's so unfortunate for him to have been born stupid!
 
We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes. - Randy K. Milholland
 

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