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Certain spam emails which promise to enhance certain secret areas are either getting cleverer or becoming products of very bad English speakers.

Either way, this is a marvellous bit of prose:

"Do you understand. he says. Thats how it is,
dear fellow. Fate looks for a head. But we are always judging, thats
not wellthats not right. Our luck is like water in a dragnet:
you pull at it and it bulges, but when youve drawn it out its empty. Thats how it is."
 
That is hilarious, it reminds me of mistranslations on food products and stuff, those always make me laugh, spam that's actually enjoyable, who'da thunk it?
 
ye, me neither.
ones that I get ,read :"get ur wee wee longer, your Billy bigger...."
I don't open it, they can contain a virus
 
Qui said:
diamond-dancer said:
Qui said:
diamond-dancer said:
I don't get it.

...well, oh lol, it's about a penis.
Get it now?

What's that Qui?

I don't get the luck and dragnet part... maybe it's best that I don't.

um, alright. no comment.

Hahaha that was almost as funny as Copperations post...
and the people that spend their time pushing all that junk mail are a virus.
 

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