What would you say if..?

TropicalStarfish · Apr 17, 2012

First you answer the latest post then ask your own, "What would you say if..."

Example: What would you say if you were a water filter?<--latest post.

Your post:
Answer:I would say, "I like pickles, but I do my best work with water."
Question:What would you say if you were a tricycle?

So, I'll start it off...

What would you say if you were an egg beater?

Barbaloot · Apr 17, 2012

Answer: "I realize I have anger issues, but I cannot stop beating eggs. It comes naturally to me."

What would you say if you were a cat?

Sci-Fi · Apr 17, 2012

Answer: "That coughed up fur ball was exactly what it looks like."

What would you say if you were a brick?

Liam · Apr 17, 2012

Answer: "I'm rock solid"

What would you say if you were god?

Campbell · Apr 19, 2012

"Yes, noses were supposed to look that way."

What would you say if you were a dump truck?

LonelyInAtl · Apr 19, 2012

Man, do I have to take a massive dump!

What would you say if you were a cat?

Lonely in BC · Apr 20, 2012

Not a damned thing, we're above mere mortals.

What would you have to say if you won a lottery?

Dragonfriend · Apr 23, 2012

I'd say ... (nothing)

What would you say if Jesus showed up at your door? (regardless if you believe in him or not)

Sci-Fi · Apr 27, 2012

Probably "Oh my god" or "Son of a God" or "Jesus Christ"

What would you say if you were the earth.

whispers · Apr 27, 2012

Man those little parasites crawling all over me are itchy, and they are realy starting to make me sick.

What would you say if you were a pubic hair

gabriel20 · Dec 6, 2014

"it's dark in here"

What would you say if zombie's are breaking down the door of your house

jd7 · Dec 6, 2014

gabriel20 said:
"it's dark in here"

What would you say if zombie's are breaking down the door of your house

Come and get it, MFers!

What would you say if: You won the Power Ball Jackpot?

EveWasFramed · Dec 6, 2014

"I quit."

What would you say if three midgets suddenly began pelting you with peanut butter sandwiches and lemon drops?

Alma lost her spoon · Dec 7, 2014

jd7 said:
Come and get it, MFers!

What would you say if: You won the Power Ball Jackpot?

I think I just did!

gabriel20 · Dec 7, 2014

What would you say if I said,.........behave yourself Alma! Lol

Alma lost her spoon · Dec 7, 2014

I'd tell you I'm still on a high from yesterday's derby & booty block you off track /thread

lease

What would you do if you woke up with a great sense of longing?

gabriel20 · Dec 7, 2014

Act on my feelings

What would you say if i said,..................fly away?

mountainvista · Dec 7, 2014

gabriel20 said:
Act on my feelings

What would you say if i said,..................fly away?

I'd start singing...

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What would you say if I started tap-dancing?

gabriel20 · Dec 7, 2014

"Aren't you going to hurt yourself,dancing on the faucet's"?

What would you say if you were being chased up the sidewalk by little pink and green six legged monsters?

Serenia · Dec 21, 2014

I say timeout whist I got out my sword

What would you say if I sang Christmas songs alllll dayyyy looooong?

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