Silly, Dumb, Or Brilliant Ways To Get Off The Phone With Someone

How many reasons can you come up with to get off the phone when you don't feel like talking. Serious or silly replies apply. I'll begin.

These classics aside
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I have something on the stove.
I'm just about to sit down to dinner.
I have someone on the other line.
I'm about to hop into the shower.
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1. I've gotta take a huge dump.
2. I can't talk. The game I'm playing doesn't have a pause feature.
3. The police are at my door.
4. I just spilled my coffee all over my balls.
5. The dog is pinching a loaf in the kitchen.

I find downing a few whiskys and then talking absolute shite works

I just say I am busy and have to go lol. Do it more often then you might think.

I thought you were the hospital calling me back I'm having a heart attack. Can't talk now.

No, I can't make a contribution my house is in forclosure and I have no job.

"Sorry, you just caught me in the middle of changing ma bed sheets. Mammy will go mad if she sees these wanky stains."

a great way is to scream:

Oh God No! (in a blood curdling voice)

...then hang up



obviously this is highly inappropriate in many situations

haha @ the dog in the kitchen.

umm...

1. ......hello? .....hello? hmm i dont hear anyone anymore. *click*
2. My phone battery is about to die, I have to go!
3. *throws phone out window*
4. I gotta go... my other phone is ringing.

I usually just say " Hey I have another call coming through..can I call you back. yea I'm not sure when I can call back...I have to see what the call is about...*click*

i'll call you back later, I gotta rub one out quick

note to self: do not use your sexy voice while talking to lonekiller

Yell into the phone like George of the Jungle (Brendan Fraser) did.

It works very effectively

Pick up the phone and start screaming, than hang up.

Once someone called my house phone and without looking at the Caller ID, I answerd.
It was a guy who was psychotically obsessed with me.
Well, I am so used to talking on my cell phone (I hardly ever used the house phone)
I said after about 3 minutes, "Hey I am in a bad reception area, you're cutting out. I will call you back when I get better signal."
He busted me out.
I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I said (fake giggling) "I was going to see if you'd fall for it. Everyone else has. I was joking."
He laughed and then I stayed on the phone with him for an hour, feeling bad.

i told a telemarketer to "fresia off" two nights ago

he called again last night

wtf

My wife is having a baby!