LoneKiller
Well-known member
Some days you just don't feel like going into work. Post some dumb reasons not to go in. I'll start:
1. I slipped on dog honeysuckle and banged my head of the stairs causing debilitating head trauma.
2. I'm hungover.
3. I was in my car and accidentally spilled my beer all over my lap breaking my concentration, and crashed into a tree causing my arm to break in 2 places.
4. I took too many painkillers that I received from the ER as a result the car crash which broke my arm in 2 places. I'm too stoned to even move. It's sapping all my strength just to hold this phone.
5. The neighbor's chihuahua bit my pinky toe off which is hindering my mobility.
6. I spent the night in the drunk tank and couldn't get a decent nights sleep. I'm not at my best right now.
Godspeed.
LK
1. I slipped on dog honeysuckle and banged my head of the stairs causing debilitating head trauma.
2. I'm hungover.
3. I was in my car and accidentally spilled my beer all over my lap breaking my concentration, and crashed into a tree causing my arm to break in 2 places.
4. I took too many painkillers that I received from the ER as a result the car crash which broke my arm in 2 places. I'm too stoned to even move. It's sapping all my strength just to hold this phone.
5. The neighbor's chihuahua bit my pinky toe off which is hindering my mobility.
6. I spent the night in the drunk tank and couldn't get a decent nights sleep. I'm not at my best right now.
Godspeed.
LK
