Vicente Guedes
Active member
Introductions. These things never go well. Try to list your good points. I'm quite tall, not racist, kind to all animals except those that I eat and too honest for my own good. I won't bore you with my bad points as that would be a much longer list.
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane. I was very small at the time, but then I got bigger and grew hair where there wasn't hair before and I became a man, though I never worked out what this means. To be honest, I'm not even sure what it means to be human.
I'm alone but that's OK because I hate other people and want to be alone, except when I don't and wish I could wake up next to someone I love. My ambivalence towards other people will eventually drive me insane.
But anyway, hello to you all! I'm always looking to meet new people to feel alienated from.
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane. I was very small at the time, but then I got bigger and grew hair where there wasn't hair before and I became a man, though I never worked out what this means. To be honest, I'm not even sure what it means to be human.
I'm alone but that's OK because I hate other people and want to be alone, except when I don't and wish I could wake up next to someone I love. My ambivalence towards other people will eventually drive me insane.
But anyway, hello to you all! I'm always looking to meet new people to feel alienated from.
