What do YOU have to offer?

[Abstamyous]

I can offer little to no patience and annoyance.

Okay, fine.  I can also cook and bake and I'm generally a good listener.

You have the lazy Susan of any person's dreams

[TheRealCallie]

I can offer little to no patience and annoyance.

Okay, fine.  I can also cook and bake and I'm generally a good listener.

You have the lazy Susan of any person's dreams

Lol, I think that might only interest you. 

[Abstamyous]

I can offer little to no patience and annoyance.

Okay, fine.  I can also cook and bake and I'm generally a good listener.

You have the lazy Susan of any person's dreams

Lol, I think that might only interest you. 

Only because I can fit any person in it 

[TheRealCallie]

I can offer little to no patience and annoyance.

Okay, fine.  I can also cook and bake and I'm generally a good listener.

You have the lazy Susan of any person's dreams

Lol, I think that might only interest you. 

Only because I can fit any person in it 

After some dismembering. Head on the top, torso on the middle, legs on the bottom?

[Sanal]

1. Immaturity
2. Procrastination
3. Mood swings
4. Stress
5. Periodical depressed rants
6. Prejudicial view on everything
7. Laziness
8. Messed up sleep cycle and too much sleep
9. Periodical anger issues
10. Bordering OCD
11. Bordering ADHD
12. Periodical eating disorder
13. Mental vulnerability
14. Low self esteem
15. No confidence
16. Always doubtful
17. Socially awkward
18. Can't hold liquor and I remember everything the next day
19. No time management
20. Lack of skills to maintain friendship
21. Lack of feelings towards people altogether

Damn... Long list. Lol. Pretty sure there are more things.

[ardour]

1. Immaturity
2. Procrastination
3. Mood swings
4. Stress
5. Periodical depressed rants
6. Prejudicial view on everything
7. Laziness
8. Messed up sleep cycle and too much sleep
9. Periodical anger issues
10. Bordering OCD
11. Bordering ADHD
12. Periodical eating disorder
13. Mental vulnerability
14. Low self esteem
15. No confidence
16. Always doubtful
17. Socially awkward
18. Can't hold liquor and I remember everything the next day
19. No time management
20. Lack of skills to maintain friendship
21. Lack of feelings towards people altogether

22. Honesty (?)