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Hello and thank you for calling the State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options:

If you are Obsessive Compulsive, press "1" repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press "2" for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press "3", "4", "5" and "6".

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the
line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press "7" and your call will be forwarded to the
Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you
which number to press.

If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press because
nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep
or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press "9". If you have short-term
memory loss, press "9". If you have short-term memory loss, press "9".

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to
talk to you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down
and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
 
ohh that really made me smile

thise are really funny

i though the short memory one was the best
 
Naleena said:
Hello and thank you for calling the State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options:


That's really funny. I think I have all of those problems...except for the menopausal thing. :p
 
*looks at phone and slams head against all the numbers at the same time*

:p

I found those funny thx for that
 
lol Naleena

OK I have a joke or two that I seem to fined funny for some reason,

Why did the mushroom go to the party? cos he was a fun-guy.

Why did the mushroom leave the party? cos there was not mush-room.

OK I hear you all say not to give up my day job lol But I thought that was funny :p
 
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