1000lifetimes
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It's 2014
- computers fit in your pockets and do your thinking for you
- the NSA has been put out of business by social network websites
- CNN has fired their investigative journalism team in order to cut operating costs
- gunmakers make little pink .22 cal glocks to market to little girls
- access to information is unprecedented but ignored
- 30 year old men act like 12 year old boys
- 12 year old girls act like 30 year old women
- fast food is cheap...houses are not
- banks no longer burden themselves with hiding their corruption
- people accept a lifetime of loneliness in their 20's
- men fight for the right to keep their guns, so they can defend themselves from predator drones / nuclear warheads
- 4 year olds have iPads
- people still get married when all they want is a wedding
- the world has decided it can do without humor
- natural selection has been bypassed...resulting in too many people are still alive
- 'Happy Birthday' is copyrighted
- The word 'selfie' is in the OED
- men have no idea they are relinquishing their masculinity willingly
- women have no idea what they're losing by giving up being a "housewife"
- people still have children to appease their parents need for grandchildren
- people still say 'killing the planet' when they should say 'killing ourselves'
Welcome to the future Captain - i'm sure it's all you ever hoped for
Cheers
- computers fit in your pockets and do your thinking for you
- the NSA has been put out of business by social network websites
- CNN has fired their investigative journalism team in order to cut operating costs
- gunmakers make little pink .22 cal glocks to market to little girls
- access to information is unprecedented but ignored
- 30 year old men act like 12 year old boys
- 12 year old girls act like 30 year old women
- fast food is cheap...houses are not
- banks no longer burden themselves with hiding their corruption
- people accept a lifetime of loneliness in their 20's
- men fight for the right to keep their guns, so they can defend themselves from predator drones / nuclear warheads
- 4 year olds have iPads
- people still get married when all they want is a wedding
- the world has decided it can do without humor
- natural selection has been bypassed...resulting in too many people are still alive
- 'Happy Birthday' is copyrighted
- The word 'selfie' is in the OED
- men have no idea they are relinquishing their masculinity willingly
- women have no idea what they're losing by giving up being a "housewife"
- people still have children to appease their parents need for grandchildren
- people still say 'killing the planet' when they should say 'killing ourselves'
Welcome to the future Captain - i'm sure it's all you ever hoped for
Cheers