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Freakin_Amazin

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Hey there, this thread is for people to share their funny experiences/anecdotes. Here's one of mine:

This happened in either 7th or 9th grade, I can't really remember. Our group was in the computer lab, and some of the "cool" kids were on the internet. They looked up some porn and they were watching it when the teacher came in. After awhile of watching like 5 students huddled behind the same computer screen, smiling and laughing or else looking perverted, she started to walk over to investigate what was going on. The kids saw it, and in their haste to close the website, froze the computer with the incriminating (and explicit) images on the screen. So, they went nuts trying to get the pic down, and just before the teacher got to them, one of them shut the computer down. One of them was so scared, he pissed himself. In the end everyone was laughing except the teacher and the 5 kids. After that the school installed mirrors on the back of the computer room so that the teachers could see what the students were doing.
 
haha reminds me of my school days, i got a few storys about explicit pictures.

a friend actually printed out a picture and it went to the front office instead of the room he was in and so the staff had a suprise

i checked my emails in computer studies class and i found a friend had sent me pics of "lesbian porn" as you could say, and anyway i was checking it out not knowing the teacher was right behind me, he was filling in for our real teacher and anyway i turned around and he was just smiling, said something then just walked away. lol he didnt even care.

my friend got caught looking at porn because the idiot was sitting there with it up for the world to see while he was thinking of something to rename it, he got in trouble lol.

another thing was we (not really me) where sending dirty messages to eachother over the network and one guy accidently sent it to the office and they knew exactly what computer it came from so they came storming in. lol
 
When I was 14 I played in a park that was right next to a street. The parking lot was basically an extension of the street so when cars passed by we were right next to them. After a game we were sitting on the hood of the manager's car joking around. One of the players noticed a car with three people who didn't look right to him. Their window was open, and as they were going by, he yelled "GAY!!!" at the top of his lungs right on their window.

We were like wtf, cause most of us hadn't noticed the car. Only a few players laughed cause they knew what happened immediately. So it was forgotten, but not two minutes later the same car comes back and parks right in front of us, blocking traffic. The person said "Who the hell called us gay? Because my friend here is going to eat you alive! He's going to eat your ass, *****. We're going to fresia you up!"

And like 15 pubescent teenagers are hearing this, in terror. We are shocked, scared, and we don't know what to do. After a while of insulting us the guy drove away. We all looked at the kid responsible for all of this and told him "Don't you ever do that again".
 
Well I don't know if this is more funny or terrifying but here goes.
I was staying with my sister for a while and I need to go to the store. I have a bad habit of borrowing things. I wanted a pair of shorts so I went to her drawer, got some and went to the store.

In the store I noticed people looking at me. I was not sure why so I kept on shopping. I rounded the corner near the check out and this lady who was stocking said,"Ma'am, you have a hole in your pants."
Then I noticed everyone seemed to be looking at me....lol I reached around and there was a huge 5 inch gap in the shorts! I could feel both butt cheeks and put my hand through the hole!! On top of that I had on the kind of underwear that has a thin strap up the back...lol Yes, I was wearing a thong!! I was mortified and running short on time. So I said to myself, "F*ck it! I don't care. I'm getting these groceries." So I calmley pulled down my oversized tshirt, walked toward the check out, and paid. People were still looking!! I was so emabarrassed but, it was a good laugh later.

I was the woman who mooned Go Grocery...lol
 
Ok. Eve, you're off the hook for a while!:p You know what I mean.;)

When I was about 20 we all when swimming above the house in the river. We had a rope swing out over the water that was a blast. I went off the first time and everything was great, but the second time, I guess it was because my shorts were wet, when I hit the water they ripped out all the way across the bottom. They just hung there like a loincloth. I covered myself up with my hat and went sneaking down the river bank to the house, I was almost there when I hear laughing, I turned around and this older woman was sitting there fishing, I was so embarrassed, I said lady I wouldn't laugh if I were you, and she said" Lady? Well if you were a gentleman you would tip your hat." True story. Her name was Alice. I'll never forget it!:D
 
rofl

those are some great anecdotes,

i put this here on the truth game thread, we were sharing most emabarassing moments, it makes me hate myself so much
oh God I don't want to revel this one, becuase it's just awful luck. But since all you guys shared.

Probably the worst embarasing moment of my life, not really sure if i want this on the internet but okay.

so like last september i was hanging out with some freinds at there place, and the elastic on my underwear broke off early that day, becaue i had had that underwear for a couple years. But i really didn't think much of it, and i hadn't been at home so i couldn't get another pair. Anyway we were all hanging out on here couch and i leaned forward to get something off the coffee table, and jazzy saw the elastic part and thought i was wearing a thong, and she was like OMG you're wearing a thong!! (and wearing thongs is just something i don't do, and they knew that and thats why they were so shocked. I'm trying to explain that i'm not wearing a thong, that the elastic just broke, but they didn't believe me, So I'm trying to think of how i can prove I'm not wearing a thong? So I think okay I'll just take off my pants off a little and show them I'm wearing normal underwear. So I'm okay let me prove it too you guys and i start to take my pants off and unfortunattly since the elastic broke the underwear wouldn't stay up, and it just came right down with the pants, so there's my bajingo right out there in the open. And they just completly gasped and just started cracking up and, I'm dying inside and pull my pants back up really fast. kinda lucky that the one guy we had over was busy connecting the ps2 to the tv, so he didn't know what was going on. he was just kinda like what? At least heather said i had a nice ass but i think she was just saying that.
 

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