Jōkā
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Hello I'm Jōkā and I like irrelevant titles.
I have spent the past three hours wavering between writing this introduction and procrastinating, and with extreme care and great effort have successfully made it this far and only managed to wash up the dishes, fail a crossword puzzle watch a video of a turtle crossing the road and attempted to find myself.
Through all this I have found myself to be undisciplined, linguistically challenged, incompetent with regards to introductory writing and to have an unquestionable intolerance for people (and animals) who slowly cross the road.
Now a little about me...
- I like to keep myself fit and active. I have a very disproportionate frame with noticeably long legs and a far reaching wingspan of 6ft 8inches (that's 2.08 metres for you non Imperialists rebel scum out there). Even with this evolutionary gift, I still walk up the stairs one step at a time, further reinforcing my commitment to exercise.
- I am an avid fan of both anime and manga and I know 5 or 6 people who have watched Dragon Ball Z.
- I am an unsung chess prodigy who has a 100% win rate spanning over hundreds of intense games against a chess AI on lowest difficulty settings.
- I find it mildly amusing when kids cry over the most innocuous injuries (total sicko I know).
I had originally attempted to just say hello and post a picture of me accompanied by a cat to win you all over, but unfortunately the neighbours cat is overly suspicious and resistant to low quality canned tuna. Therefore I have resorted to this unconventional introduction to which I whole-heartedly thank you for reading and if you have made it this far you have my sincere appreciation, if you cannot tell this introduction was a desperate attempt to make an impression so people will like me, an attempt I have little faith in, hence the deceptive title to attract a larger audience (Losers like me got to play the law of averages game).
Anyway it's 5 am I should probably go to bed.
P.S. I sleep on my left side diagonally across the bed to ensure my feet remain under the covers for maximum warmness.
I have spent the past three hours wavering between writing this introduction and procrastinating, and with extreme care and great effort have successfully made it this far and only managed to wash up the dishes, fail a crossword puzzle watch a video of a turtle crossing the road and attempted to find myself.
Through all this I have found myself to be undisciplined, linguistically challenged, incompetent with regards to introductory writing and to have an unquestionable intolerance for people (and animals) who slowly cross the road.
Now a little about me...
- I like to keep myself fit and active. I have a very disproportionate frame with noticeably long legs and a far reaching wingspan of 6ft 8inches (that's 2.08 metres for you non Imperialists rebel scum out there). Even with this evolutionary gift, I still walk up the stairs one step at a time, further reinforcing my commitment to exercise.
- I am an avid fan of both anime and manga and I know 5 or 6 people who have watched Dragon Ball Z.
- I am an unsung chess prodigy who has a 100% win rate spanning over hundreds of intense games against a chess AI on lowest difficulty settings.
- I find it mildly amusing when kids cry over the most innocuous injuries (total sicko I know).
I had originally attempted to just say hello and post a picture of me accompanied by a cat to win you all over, but unfortunately the neighbours cat is overly suspicious and resistant to low quality canned tuna. Therefore I have resorted to this unconventional introduction to which I whole-heartedly thank you for reading and if you have made it this far you have my sincere appreciation, if you cannot tell this introduction was a desperate attempt to make an impression so people will like me, an attempt I have little faith in, hence the deceptive title to attract a larger audience (Losers like me got to play the law of averages game).
Anyway it's 5 am I should probably go to bed.
P.S. I sleep on my left side diagonally across the bed to ensure my feet remain under the covers for maximum warmness.
