So, I do a lot of things to mess with my students to keep sanity. Nothing too bad, just jokes for the most part. I want to share them with people, but people are too uptight at work (it's a teacher thing), and I NNNNEEEEEDDDD to share these.
So, right now, one of my classes is obsessed with a marshmallow. There is a marshmallow on my ceiling. Last year a student threw it up and there and got it stuck, and I am in a shop, and I don't want to go get a ladder to get a stupid marshmallow off on my ceiling. So last year I was pissed that this kid did this.
Fast forward to this year. The kid that did is graduated, and most of the kids in that class, I don't have anymore. I had a freshmen as me "Why is there a marshmallow on the ceiling?"
I have hear the theories.
1. I am trying to kill bugs with it
2. It's an experiment
3. There was a marshmallow throwing contest in my room last year
Well, I keep telling these kids that I can't tell them. It is driving them crazy. At least once a week they beg me to explain the marshmallow on the ceiling. And every time I tell them, "I can't talk about the marshmallow."
I know, lame, but I have to humor myself in this job.
So, right now, one of my classes is obsessed with a marshmallow. There is a marshmallow on my ceiling. Last year a student threw it up and there and got it stuck, and I am in a shop, and I don't want to go get a ladder to get a stupid marshmallow off on my ceiling. So last year I was pissed that this kid did this.
Fast forward to this year. The kid that did is graduated, and most of the kids in that class, I don't have anymore. I had a freshmen as me "Why is there a marshmallow on the ceiling?"
I have hear the theories.
1. I am trying to kill bugs with it
2. It's an experiment
3. There was a marshmallow throwing contest in my room last year
Well, I keep telling these kids that I can't tell them. It is driving them crazy. At least once a week they beg me to explain the marshmallow on the ceiling. And every time I tell them, "I can't talk about the marshmallow."
I know, lame, but I have to humor myself in this job.